The Earth is a giant cheeseburger...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Mindfrigg, Jun 27, 2014.

True or false

Poll closed Jul 7, 2014.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Maybe

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  4. Hamburglar's ass

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  1. Thermionik

    Thermionik Not Fade Away Premium Member

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    ...and ALL that will be on offer is a $666 burger, of lobster, caviar, truffles, and a beef patty wrapped in six sheets of gold leaf

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  2. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    We must resist all these flagrant attempts to confuse us.....
     
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  4. Thermionik

    Thermionik Not Fade Away Premium Member

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    Ahh... c'mon.
    Most "The One True Burger" types are as confused as a bunch of blind lesbians in a fish market. I mean, if laughter really IS the best medicine, those dudes are curing the darned universe. Those bobolynes are bespawlers of balderdash. They are saddle-goosers, leasing-mongers and snoutbands of the first order. I may not be batting on a full wicket - but they are wazzocks, plonkers and pillocks whose lack of gorm beggars belief...
     
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    We must go through the security tapes and find this scoundrel.... We just can't have folks running around in public doing such as that.

    That's like ordering "Bring me a Glen neat, hold the Glen" and eating the freaking glass... Dumbassery.
     
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    Epic dietary deity disasters
    #37 in a series of 300 (in the first instance...)
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    ...and typical of deluded "The One True Cheeseburger" worshippers.
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    Hey, with that I guess I could be one of them vagrantarians folkses....
     
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    ( not until they invent vegetarian cake )
     
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    Mm....don't wish to be annoyingly pedantic here...but who the f*** eats meat cakes? :shock:
     
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    Harrumph! You polytheist-meat-monger heathen types ain't got a leg to stand on.

     
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    About time you showed up in here....

    It's been rough deal with all the heretics in here....
     
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    I been up on the mountain communing with The Great Burger. He done gave me ten commandments...carved with his own..um...finger, into a giant bun. :bowdown

    I was gon share it with yall. But Brother Thermionik done gone and built a golden calf... :facepalm:

    ..Metaphorically speaking that is. :cool2:

    Bastid's gonna have us wanderin in the desert for the next forty years if'n we ain't careful. The One True Burger don't play. :eek2:
     
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    I lived on Jumbo Jacks in the days. The best cheap fix ever. One day, I was eating one and it broke my tooth.
     
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    Yeah, methinks our bud Thermonikolodeon has lost his way...

    I think he done got hooked on the Tofu.....He's done for.......
     
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    ...and there, right there, is your basic problem.
    Because believers in the One True Burger only believe in one Dietary Deity, they assume every one else believes in just one, single food-stuff. Read back a few posts, wherein I hint at the pantheon of Dietary Deities available from around the nutritional globe, the snack-rich sphere, the orb of culinary delight.
    I once stumbled across the deity known in the east as "Tofu", in the west as "Bean Curd".
    It left me unsatisfied in taste, texture and just about every other requirement of a Dietary Deity... but it was not of any import, since the universe is awash with Dietary Deities ready, willing and able to satiate every need of mankind and womankind.
    Fwankypoos suggested I had fat calves - and I say "Nay...". I have a smörgåsbord of savoury and a confectioners full of sweet stuff to fulfill the nations of the world, and drawn FROM the nations of the world. Some call it "The Balanced Diet" - but most just enjoy the Dietary Deities that suit their needs. Science has shown that "The One True Burger" is not enough - a buffet of beautiful Dietary Deities is needed for fulfillment, inner peace, nirvana and regular bowel movement...
     
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    This nugget of knowledge has enriched my life no end...
    ...I am eternally in your debt, fett.
     
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    Fett. Pffft.

    That tweren't no quatrain nor a haiku neither.
     
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    Now he's using letters in words what have them evil signs above em....


    Heresy.
     
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    Just what is this "bowel movement" you speak of, is that like them hairy krispies at the airport? Or something really crappy, like pumpkin spice bologna?
     
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