The Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Told It's Parents

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  1. Skintaster

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    Creepy stuff. What are they? Addams family kids? :eek:
     
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    Creepy....but damn funny. :laugh2:
     
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    Children are bad people.
     
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    The kid who wanted to peel it's parents skin off would have been living somewhere else.

    That's the bit of the movie where everyone says "Oh C'mon man! The kid just threatened to skin you! GTFO!"
     
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    The ones that seem to be referencing past life experiences - Dying in a fiery wreck, or being killed in an attempted rape... Those were the really freaky ones to me.
     
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    When I was around 4, I was playing in the living room and my mom sitting next to me. At some point, I stopped playing and stood up. Very seriously, I told her "I am here to take care of him." My mom was surprised, to say the least, and she asked, "Who, dear?". I responded, "My son...well, he used to be my son. Now he´s my Dad." I smiled at her and sat down on the floor and proceeded with my games.

    I have no recollection of this, my mom told me a few years ago.
     
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    Kids say the weirdest shit sometimes.
     
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    That is Nothernguys kid.
     
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    Yup. having small kids myself none of the rest is really all THAT bizarre. (Kids are deeply weird, and have an odd sense of morbid curiosity that hasn't been trained out of them yet.)

    but those are creepy.
     
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    I mean, I don't necessarily think they indicate anything real... But some of them are real creepy.

    There was another from the original reddit article where some woman was holding her daughter who was deathly afraid of "The bad man" standing in a darkened corner of the room, and when the woman turned to look there, a lamp in the corner suddenly fell over and smashed on the floor.

    Pretty creepy.
     
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    I laughed my ass off when i read that.
    Yeah those ones bugged me bad
     
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    If the subconcious memory is where memories of the soul lie, then this stands to reason. I'm not saying it's not unusual, but to me it makes perfect sense.

    When I was working as a cashier, I remember this one lady's little girl kept saying stuff like, "Color! Color! Their bodies rubbing together!"

    Life (and its nature thereof) can be even more complicated than we think sometimes.
     
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    For the record, I don't have any firm ideas or belief in things like reincarnation one way or the other, but stuff like these kid's comments definitely trips my creepometer into the red zone.
     
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    #6 was pretty good:

    "That's stupid. Where you gonna get a jar that big?"


    Logical, in a creepy kinda way.
     
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    "Little ears got big mouths."

    They all got fuel for those thoughts from some where. :cool:
     
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    "I'm imagining the waves of blood rushing over me" wins by a lot IMO.
     
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    :hmm:

    :shock:

    :wtf:

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    I have to ask, most of these are 2 year olds, yet they talk like grownups... is this a serious page or a joke?
     
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    *Insert quote from Jeffrey Dahmer here*
     
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