What the hell is going on down there? Why is it there, one finds this stuff? "swooping magpies"? Really guys? When is enough, "enough"? Evidently, there is a season when magpies swoop down and attack people. Especially bike riders, according to what I've investigated. Also according to what I've read, they prefer to attack when they are NOT being watched, so you've got stealth-ninja swooping magpies. They hit you when you aren't expecting them to. Friggin' stealth ninja dive-bombing magpies. What the hell is going on down there?