So I Got Inked Today...

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  1. StonedCrow

    StonedCrow Senior Member

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    So I went and got inked again today by the club I play at tattooist today, so nothing unusual there, I've been using this tattooist now since I starting playing at the club I've been gigging at for the last five years, so we have become quite good friends, to the point where we talk about our relationships with each other.

    So the nerd as I call her , she is really really into dungeons and dragons and has has lots of dungeons and dragons themed tattoos and takes part in cosplay, so while tattooing me this morning she was talking to me about a romantic liaison that she was trying to have with her girlfriend.

    Now the clubs tattooists is qualified to do and does offer laser tattoo removal, and her girlfriend is currently in the process of getting half a tattoo removed, she wants part of a tattoo removed so it can be redone the exact same design but in a different colour. So anybody here who has had laser tattoo removal will know that the area of skin that they use the laser tattoo removal machine on gets covered with a healthy thick layer of 5% Emla cream, this stuff Emla Cream 5% 5G | Anaesthetic & Pain Relief | Chemist Direct , and since her girlfriend is undergoing tattoo removal, she keeps it on her bedside table to deal with all the pain and itchiness associated with tattoo removal, I've heard that it is far more painful getting tattoos removed than getting them in the first place.

    So the nerd was telling me that a few night ago that her and her girlfriend where all geared up for a night of hot passionate love making, until her girlfriend got the tube of 5% Emla highly effective local topical anesthetic mixed up with their lubricant, so my tattooist ended up with the most sensitive parts of her body being numb and not being able to feel anything for hours, while she was in the mood for a night of steamy hot passion and raging to go. The nerd has told me that since that night, she now makes her girlfriend keep her 5% Emla cream in their bathroom in the medicine cabinet, she doesn't care how itchy or sore her tattoo is after the tattoo laser therapy, just so she doesn't get put through that highly frustrating mix up again.

    The nerd had me rolling on the floor with laughter this morning when she told me this, usually we don't get so graphic, or go into so much details with each other about our sex lives, but the nerd rightly thought that I would find her girlfriends mix up hilarious, I still can't stop laughing about it whenever I think about it, and picture how it could of or must of happened on the night in question.

    There is a part of me that feels sorry for the frustration that she was put through, but there is a much larger part of me that can't stop laughing about it.

    And no I don't have any photos from todays tattoo session, I still can't find the camera I bought and lost last week, and I'm waiting for my tattooist to email me the photos that she took of the work that she did today.
     
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    Ed B Senior Member

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    Hack Senior Member

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    Not gonna read all that. Will wait for the pics.
     
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  4. StonedCrow

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    My browser has started to crash a lot lately, so I had to 'post' it parts at a time, just in case my browser crashed. I think my laptop needs replacing already, and I only bought it a few weeks ago.

    I can pretty much guarantee you that my tattooist is not going to let me post photos of her being intimate with her girlfriend, not to mention, I'm pretty sure that such photos would be considered NSFW - Not Safe For Work.
     
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  5. Dun Ringill

    Dun Ringill Premium Member

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    I stopped reading right here. :hmm:
     
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  6. StonedCrow

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    Cool thanks for sharing, you have just risen to a whole different and higher level of coolness because of that five word post.

    Did it make you feel any cooler, or bigger posting those five words, why did you even bother opening the thread in the first place if you had no intention of reading it, just so you could post those five words, and somehow make yourself feel cooler or superior to the rest of us?
     
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    That is rather amusing.
     
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    I had a tattoo once.
    got it in my Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
    it washed off after a couple days.
     
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  9. Dun Ringill

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    It was not meant to sound superior, just as feedback. I was just pointing out that the initial sentence did not make any sense. I did not read the rest of it based on the fact that the initial sentence did not make any sense.

    I would have actually read it had it made sense initially.

    :wave:
     
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    I think we need pics of this chick for reference.
     
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    This is going well.
     
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    I'm just relieved to find out your weren't attacked by an Octopus































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  15. Dun Ringill

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    That is killer!

    :thumb:
     
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  16. NRBQ

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    I feel cooler and superior to the rest of you lot and sometimes I only use like two or three words. Just sayin.
     
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    tldr
     
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  18. Dun Ringill

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    Nobody likes a show off! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
     
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    Yeah, got a full head of hair and a big cock too, it's an embarrassment of riches.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MlWR90BwFg[/ame]
     
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    I opened this thread thinking he's finally put up pictures. Instead I get a story about lesbians, I never thought I'd say this but I has a disappoints.
     
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