So a blind man walks into a bar...

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  1. PunkerJon

    PunkerJon Senior Member

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    ...orders a drink and says, "Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" Then the woman next to him taps his shoulder and says, "Listen mister, I'm a bodybuilder, 5 foot 9 of pure muscle, and I'm blonde. The bouncer over there, he's a martial arts expert and his hands are registered as lethal weapons! He's blonde too! And the bartender, she's 6 foot 2, is a roller derby star and is also a blonde! So do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" To which the blind man replies...

















    "Well not if I gotta explain it three times!"
     
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    Did you hear about the two blondes who got killed out by Ojai?

    It seems the were hiking when they came across a set of tracks.

    "We need to be careful," said the first, "those look like bear tracks."

    "No, those are bobcat tracks," said the other.

    "You're wrong," said the first, and so the argument went, until a few minutes later, when the train came along and killed them both.
     
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    .....................................................................................:D
     
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    It is so!!!!

    eta: I've only posted it six other times!
     
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    Oh, I see what the punchline is, there.. :laugh2:
    but sadly, the blind man couldn't :3
     
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    Reminds me of the time I was in a bar in Chicago and said, "Hey I got a Pollack joke for ya."

    The barkeep says, "Hey kid, I'M Polish, and everybody in this bar is Polish."

    "OK, I'll tell it slow!"
     
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    Did you post something?


    Good one sonar! Hahaha
     
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    So Bigfoot, the lochness monster and the Easter bunny .... walk/ slther/ hop ....

    into the new house they all just bought together ....

    Bigfoot immediately hides in a closest... the Lochness thing slithers into the unkempt algae covered pool ......

    and the Easter Bunny dumps an ounce a blow on the coffee table ... and does lines freely ... cause .... he knows no one believes he exists ....
     
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    :lol:

    OOO.

    Edgey!
     
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    Oh, Slacky.
     
  12. Blackie

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    What ... ?

    OK how bout dis ....

    The Father, Son and Holy Ghost ...... are already there/ walk / already there maybe ... into a bar .........

    Sorry I ain't gonna write the rest a dat one ... but you can be sure it was a brawl .... I still exist though
     
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    Two Armenian Nuns walk into a bar, sit down and one orders a White Russian,
    the other orders a Vodka Collins. The Bartender prepares their drinks, and says,
    “That will be $19.50” the Nuns pay with two tens. The bartender brings back
    their change, and sets a quarter down in front of each of them, and says, “You
    know, Sisters, we don’t get many Nuns in this bar.” The one Sister says…


























    Wait for it…





























    “At these prices, I’m not surprised!”


     
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    So a guy that don't exist no more walks in to a bar .... the bar keep jokes as the man is thrown out .... how he is givin out wings with each bell ring of the register ....

    What movie is that ?
     
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    Hey Slacky, how do you keep an asshole in suspense?
     
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    An introspective one ,,,
     
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    Post some stupid sentence on a guitar forum,,,, sorry been drinkin ....
     

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