Pissed off the milf next door

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  1. zeronalo

    zeronalo Senior Member

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    I have a neighbor who's pretty damned hot. Possibly the nicest butt ever!

    However she is a single mom to a lazy ass kid.

    He just graduated and I was invited to the party but didn't go. I did offer a graduation present of $100 which is redeemed after he gets a job and shows me his first paycheck. That didn't go over too well and now I'm an asshole. (I was an asshole before this so............don't care)

    Am I wrong? Its still a $100 which if I had put it in card and given it to him would be the same thing.

    Alohas
    Freddy
     
  2. smk506

    smk506 Senior Member

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    Gifts upon condition aren't gifts IMO, but then I wouldn't have offered anything anyway so you're less of an asshole than me apparently. :D
     
  3. zeronalo

    zeronalo Senior Member

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    sweet! I'm less of an asshole than him ^^^^^^^^

    Freddy
     
  4. smk506

    smk506 Senior Member

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    Go next door and show your neighbor. Demand an apology and take us a pic of that rear.
     
  5. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    You’re an asshole for not posting pics of said MILF.
    You can’t say shit like “possibly the best ass ever” and just leave us hanging, man.

    That’s bro on bro crime.
     
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    dave b Senior Member

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    No! It's YOUR money. Attach whatever conditions you want. He doesn't have to accept.
     
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  7. zeronalo

    zeronalo Senior Member

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    I will see if I can nab a pic just to keep you heathens satisfied....

    Freddy
     
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    Do you have a pic of her ARSE?
     
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    Frogfur Senior Member

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    I do ..pm me.
     
  10. Side Burns

    Side Burns Senior Member

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    You may not be wrong but its your neighbor.

    If you want a friendly neighbor bring a gift and say you didnt mean to be personal, its just your sense of humor.

    If you dont care than u don’t care.
     
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    chasenblues Senior Member

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    I'll check back later
     
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    Fiat Lux Senior Member

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    Love your threads Freddy...

    How’s that volcano going?

    Cheers
     
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    Good to see our priorities are still 5x5!
     
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    Single mom probably has enough issues trying to raise a kid who isn't exactly a go-getter. Now she has a neighbor who kinda took a small dump on this kids accomplishment....even if it wasn't much of one. Is what it is and sounds like your fine with it either way but I wouldn't expect any homemade pies anytime soon.
     
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  18. Bobby Mahogany

    Bobby Mahogany Senior Member

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    Yeah that's a little edgy!
    Love it though but it's a little edgy.

    Go back and apologize, "sorry for my kwirky sense of humor",
    I thought it was funny but obviously it was not so I apologize,
    here's my gift, good luck Kid!"
    Then go see the MILF and explained that you apologized and apologize to her if it made her uncomfortable.

    A little "bullshitty" but good relations with neighbors are sometimes that important!
    :D
    Especially when there's a great ass in the balance!
    :thumb:

    P.S.: That scene with the redeemable gift is worthy of a movie scene!
    You rock Man!
    :thumb:
     
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    judson Senior Member

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    or neighbor head
     
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    zeronalo Senior Member

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    I own the house she lives in. She's been there for 15 years and has been a pretty good tenant and neighbor.

    My lack of tact has been improving and my reason for doing this is more a carrot on a stick than an insult towards the mother or even the lazy ass kid. I honestly think she needs to kick his ass out and let him starve. Starving motivates. so does being cold and miserable but we live in Hawaii so sleeping on the beach is nice.

    Freddy
     

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