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Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by scott1970, Dec 7, 2017.
Mazactly! This is serious bidness... Skraten up, folks....
I have a cute story to share.
My friend was out at Sears looking for close out deals with his 4 year old granddaughter.
He was looking at mattresses and not focusing 100% on little Amanda.
She was pointing at the flashing Christmas lights and asking questions here and there while he was chatting with the sales guy.
One of her questions were "is that a real one" pointing to a toilet.
His answer was "Yes, of course it is" and he continued talking with the sales guy.
Now Amanda is a very well mannered little girl and like all little kids gets a little restless.
She was, while staying in eye sight visiting the different product displays.
Once my friend concluded his business with the sales guy he said to Amanda, "Let's go" and to that she replied "Wait ! Come see what I did !!!
What my friend and the sales guy didn't notice was that little Amanda took a HUGE dump in one of the display toilets. She had been toilet training at home and was very proud of what she did.
Needless to say, my friend just up and left. He never went back to look at the mattress again.
He knows, but he don't care. OG in da hood.
I once stumbled upon a cave that had some kinda art on the walls.
I was out hunting and a storm had rolled in pretty quickly, so I found refuge in what I thought was an overhang. Turns out, it was a cave you could get back in.
The storm didn't let up so I prepared to stay for the night. I was a good 3 miles from camp and wasnt even going to try to make it back in that downpour.
I began arranging the floor, clearing the rocks to prepare a good place to sleep. I found quite a few sticks lying around, so I began to look for bigger, more substantial wood. Sure enough I had enough to make a great fire and stay warm throughout the night.
It was a perfect. I had protection from the elements, a nice warm fire and a comfy place to get some rest. The only problem, when I woke...
At least I had a picture of it before I charred the walls black.
Pretty sure we have a budding MLP Backstage poster here, crapping in public and all.
Maryland wouldn't issue a license to hunt Homunculus, lady didn't even know what they were.
what a waste of my time.
*Kicks a midget*
WW @ehb D?
What Would Edro Do?
That's my mantra
Nobody would ever know.... Such it is....
Doesn't know the Great Humunculus?
That be serious bidness awright...
I like the way Onion Soup makes my farts smell.
See bottom right hand corner of your chart immediately below.
Dutch-oven suicide spotted, ITT.
Yeah, I see it kicking in a door! geez!
One minute yur feeding it breadcrumbs and the next its disemboweling you!
Mon crisse d'ostie d'câlisse de fif de tabarnak!
There it is again! More Frenchy talk!!!!
I personally like a hot chaser of Jack Daniels Single Barrel shit after a couple of beers.
Oh, that gives me an idea. I have had two beers already. (Not usual folks).
I guess it's time for a Jack!
Ah fuck it. I'll have a third beer and then a Jack.