Oklahoma woman who married her mother...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by TheX, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

    Messages:
    15,121
    Likes Received:
    21,694
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2008
    Oh yeah, humans are just fine...

    Oklahoma woman who married mother after two 'hit it off' pleads guilty to incest.

    An Oklahoma woman who married her biological mother in 2016 after they reunited and allegedly “hit it off” pleaded guilty to incest Tuesday.

    Misty Spann, 26, of Duncan, Okla., pleaded guilty in Stephens County District Court and under the deal was sentenced to 10 years of probation.

    Her mother, Patricia Ann Spann, 44, has pleaded not guilty to incest. Her court date was slated for January. She could face 10 years in prison if found guilty.

    Prosecutors said Patricia Spann also married one of her sons in 2008. The marriage was annulled in 2010 due to “incest,” The Associated Press reported.

    The mother said she thought the marriage to Misty was legal because she had lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago and is not listed on their birth certificates.



     
  2. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

    Messages:
    18,132
    Likes Received:
    26,935
    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2010
    They aren’t hurting anybody else. Why is that illegal, if it’s between two consenting adults?
     
    Caleb, FennRx and MusicIsKey like this.
  3. PeteK

    PeteK Senior Member

    Messages:
    9,968
    Likes Received:
    19,635
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2009
    Sounds like an Onion article
     
    rockstar232007, Tone deaf and Who like this.
  4. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

    Messages:
    15,121
    Likes Received:
    21,694
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2008
    Sadly, it's not.
     
    Hack likes this.
  5. Stevie 202

    Stevie 202 Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,805
    Likes Received:
    10,724
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    People should be allowed to marry whatever they want so long as the thing’s mutual...

    Wanna fuck a chicken or maybe the toaster?

    I say, go for it!
     
    Sp8ctre and Who like this.
  6. THDNUT

    THDNUT Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,945
    Likes Received:
    18,423
    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    *cue up Deliverance song*
     
    RAG7890 and Roberteaux like this.
  7. MusicIsKey

    MusicIsKey Senior Member

    Messages:
    221
    Likes Received:
    360
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2017
    Disgusting hell YES

    Government's business? Hell no!

    10 years? Seriously?

    Actual criminals out there while they're wasting time on stupid shit like this :facepalm:

    Just like dope, call girls... :hmm:
     
  8. Malikon

    Malikon ジャンプアップ V.I.P. Member

    Messages:
    59,907
    Likes Received:
    161,015
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    So she married her Son, too?

    lawds! :shock: that family has some issues.

    (I think it's illegal in case of pregnancy. Keep deformed babies and crazy people out of the gene pool as much as possible. It's like the jokes about Royals and why cousins shouldn't marry. Because the kids can be 'not right in the head.')
     
    kiko, rockstar232007, RAG7890 and 2 others like this.
  9. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,992
    Likes Received:
    7,263
    Joined:
    May 24, 2016
    Hello, Friday!
     
    Roberteaux likes this.
  10. Malikon

    Malikon ジャンプアップ V.I.P. Member

    Messages:
    59,907
    Likes Received:
    161,015
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    nintchdbpict000265140972.jpg

    Mom and Daughter
     
    Roberteaux, Who and THDNUT like this.
  11. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,992
    Likes Received:
    7,263
    Joined:
    May 24, 2016
    No branches on that family tree?

    Mebbe jus' a family pole?
     
    Scooter2112, kiko, Benjammin and 2 others like this.
  12. cybermgk

    cybermgk Singin' the body lectric Premium Member V.I.P. Member

    Messages:
    12,410
    Likes Received:
    15,578
    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2011
    [​IMG]

    I'm guessing maybe her mother married her grandfather and had children.
     
    lancpudn and RAG7890 like this.
  13. THDNUT

    THDNUT Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,945
    Likes Received:
    18,423
    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    Hey Mal, they're both wearing SuperGirl shirts. Must have had them on sale down at the local K Mart.
     
    Benjammin, mudface, RAG7890 and 2 others like this.
  14. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

    Messages:
    15,121
    Likes Received:
    21,694
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2008
    Love the matching shirts, makes it less creepy...naw...nothing can do that.
     
    kiko and Malikon like this.
  15. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,992
    Likes Received:
    7,263
    Joined:
    May 24, 2016
    I' ll just leave this here..........
     
    Benjammin and smk506 like this.
  16. Malikon

    Malikon ジャンプアップ V.I.P. Member

    Messages:
    59,907
    Likes Received:
    161,015
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    I think the daughter thinks she's a dude.

    ...actually I don't even want to think about this...any of it. *shudder*
     
  17. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

    Messages:
    18,132
    Likes Received:
    26,935
    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2010
    I was gonna say they could both pass for dudes.
    That’s some nasty shit. I thought maybe it was a milf and a lipstick lesbian. I can see how the constitution would protect that.
    But ugly chicks??
    No way the founding fathers intended for that to be ok.
     
  18. VerbalPuke

    VerbalPuke Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,736
    Likes Received:
    2,745
    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2014
    I agree. It's weird and gross but they are consenting adults.
     
  19. Roberteaux

    Roberteaux Alien Hominid V.I.P. Member

    Messages:
    24,454
    Likes Received:
    118,804
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2010
    I saw this bit last night. Big ROFL @ the tale then, and now again today. :D

    My thoughts:

    I sort of doubt that these two would be reproducing at all, given their respective genders. So there goes the biological concerns... all that's left is the legal and moral melee...

    I thought that the mom's rationale concerning the relationship being "not incestuous" (since mom had no custody and wasn't listed on the birth certificates) was an interesting legal dodge, but am not at all sure that it's gonna fly in court because of the venue the case will be heard in.

    I went into a serious fit of laughter when I learned that mom had previously married her son, and that the marriage was annulled when he later came forth to say it was incestuous.

    And honestly: I think that the reason she's busted this time-- but apparently wasn't in the case involving her son-- is mainly because her local community is getting sick and tired of her. She does seem to have become a serial incestuous marriage offender, after all. What a slap in the face to the mores and sensibilities of the public! What an outrage! :laugh2:

    Why she actually marries them is beyond me. I mean, why not just do the incest part, without entangling everything by getting the courts involved at all? Just say you're roommates, and carry on behind closed doors. They could have gotten away with it forever! :thumb:

    But perhaps the lady figures that marriage somehow sanctifies the fun and games part, and that she'd be a bad person if she didn't at least marry her kids before actually going to town on them? :hmm:

    Now that's what I call respectful of the institution of marriage! :D

    Perhaps instead of treating this poor woman as a pariah, she should be venerated and praised? I mean, talk about being a good mom? Look how far she will go to secure her children socially, and to otherwise bring joy into their lives! :shock:

    Yea, this woman is a veritable saint... :rofl:

    I'm left to wonder: have any of you ever heard of a mother-daughter porn duo that sold fap flicks under the nom de guerre of "The Sexxxtons"?

    If not, google them for more of the same delicious outrage you already feel. It will be fun! :applause:

    --R :laugh2:
     
  20. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

    Messages:
    18,132
    Likes Received:
    26,935
    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2010
    Probably just to get into a lower tax bracket.
    I bet they were pretty high up there, filing single.
     
    Roberteaux and Rob H. like this.

Share This Page