Oh Martha, you can’t be serious

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  1. Malikon

    Malikon Skreeeeee-ONK! V.I.P. Member

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    don't let reality get in the way of a good fantasy.
     
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    Stevie 202 Senior Member

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    You mean “wood”
     
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  3. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    I mean... if I was single and that would save me a trip to the bar, sure. I’d grab it.
    But she’s not especially hot, she’s especially rich.
    Which would work just fine.
    “I had a nice time,.....uhhh.....Martha, was it?? Leave the money on the table.”
    :D
     
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  4. Stevie 202

    Stevie 202 Senior Member

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    ^^^

    :laugh2:

    Naww...she looks just fine.

    I ain’t picky.

    You should see me :eek2:
     
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  5. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    That picture ain’t you?
    I thought you were quite handsome.
     
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  6. Stevie 202

    Stevie 202 Senior Member

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    ^^

    I clean up good.
     
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  7. LtDave32

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    And yet, in another thread that you authored, you're bitching about snowflakes.
     
  8. LtDave32

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    Yes Stevie, you certainly do.
     
  9. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    Snowflakes are different. Martha is scary.
     
  10. HardCore Troubadour

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    I am glad I am not the only.....and you forgot:

    You never have to turn on a light in the middle of the night.......

     
  11. Fiat Lux

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    Cannot believe guys here admitting to self emasculation....

    :facepalm:

    Cheers
     
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    Malikon Skreeeeee-ONK! V.I.P. Member

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    Martha Stewart, pissing with/around/on Martha Stewart, pee in general, snowflakes, Elvis serving fries...

    I predict a very "Friday" kind of Friday.
     
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    Makes me glad I'm home for the night. If you get sleepy and need to doze off for a while, don't worry...we'll keep the perp and or perps busy until you wake up. Can I have some turkey and red wine delivered to you tonight?
     
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  15. Malikon

    Malikon Skreeeeee-ONK! V.I.P. Member

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    but it's never the threads you think will go Full Friday,..it's the innocuous ones.
     
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    TheX Voice of Reason

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    That is true.
     
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    There was a full moon last night, you know....
     
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    Wasn't it on South Park that Martha queefed confetti :laugh2:
    That's all.....I'm done.
     
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    Is that the same as Full Poncho?
     
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  20. LtDave32

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    Usually, "full poncho" is posting with too much scotch. Waaaay too much scotch.

    (As poncho used to post just ruined on scotch)

    But yeah, it's sort of morphed into describing someone who screws up so badly , they go after moderators.

    ...Like poncho. :rofl:

    I also have observed posters who post much like a drunk driving down an alley and hitting every single trash can. You can watch them go from thread to thread to thread, leaving nuggets of bad postings like empty beer cans. So drunk they didn't even remember what they were banned for.

    EDS1275 was one of them. So was "qbob".
     

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