As a grown man, how are you able to do this? I tried one time, just because everyone else seemed to be doing it. Peer pressure I guess. Wanted to "fit in". So I approached my number one, and thought "ok, a name. Hmm, what to name this inanimate object" and then I went back to my normal life. I couldn't be like "time to play Katie" cmon people. "As good a time as any to finger Elenor." Do you walk by the guitar & smile like "Oh Jessica, your maple top is so sexy!" I can't ever imagine talking to one of my guitars or tvs or cars or naming a toilet. But hey, we live in a time when people would rather pay double for a vandalized instrument, so long as Tom did it.