Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

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  1. Skintaster

    Skintaster V.I.P. Member

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    According to this...

    No "Traction", apparently. :laugh2:

    Sex or Sleep? - Yahoo! Finance
     
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    dudu Senior Member

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    I agree. My landlord seems to take great pride in his mattress. I pity the fool.
     
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  3. Thumpalumpacus

    Thumpalumpacus Senior Member

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    I've never liked those, anyway, in part for this reason.
     
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  4. Skintaster

    Skintaster V.I.P. Member

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    I've only slept on one once that I can remember, and I thought it was overrated - Real "firm" but not as comfortable as I thought they'd be.
     
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  5. Shred Astaire

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    I suppose it would make it memorable... ba dum chhhhh!!!
     
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    Skintaster V.I.P. Member

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    :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
     
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    Should've bought forgetful foam or somein' tss tss
     
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    Pinkie Senior Member

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    They are too damn hot to sleep on.=Rats ass.
    Sex? picnic tables are better than a memory foam mattress.YMMV
     
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  9. brandonman

    brandonman Senior Member

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    I wouldn't know :(:sadwave:
     
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    This is true.
     
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  11. AXE

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    Diving boards. :thumb:

    And a nice cool down.:D
     
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  12. garweft

    garweft Senior Member

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    I bend my wife over the ottoman, right in front of the TV. I can watch porn, or football, whatever. And I can keep a drink and a snack on the end table just in case.
     
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    Eric Smith Senior Member

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    Well that settles it.















    I'm getting one.
     
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    teame1 Senior Member

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    Skin, trust me your better off with a woman than a mattress for sex.:naughty:
    Ask Bertzie, he's almost worn his mattress out.:shock::laugh2:
     
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    One of the funniest things I've seen (and it shouldn't have been) was watching my very pregnant wife trying to get out of our waterbed. We got rid of it in pretty short order.
     
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  16. Tim Fezziwig

    Tim Fezziwig Senior Member

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    I will give you the answer. NO HEADBOARD! I will NEVER have one. I use the wall to PUSH OFF HARD LIKE A HAPPY YOUNG CHIMP JUMPING INTO THE HEAVENS> That is how I do "IT"! Memory Foam? I would bite that crap. Tears would run down my face. The pain of life would dissapear. Just chewing on foam. Easing my tension.
     
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    SKATTERBRANE Banned

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    Also the memory foam forces you into the same position every time.
     
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    I knew it!

    My wife and I were one the fence about getting one and after a quick demo I came to the same conclusion.
     
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  19. GuitarToneFreak

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    Demo? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays? :D
     
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    Strato Banned

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    Am I reading that wrong or what?

    Laid in on her right there on the showroom model? I'd like to have been shopping at the same time. I'd have sh*t myself right then and there if I had seen you giving her a test drive in front of everyone.

    This has been a very stimulating day if nothing else.
     
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