Medical advice you hope you never get...

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  1. KSG_Standard

    KSG_Standard Senior Member

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    When the man regained consciousness at home, he discovered “blood-soaked bandages” and that his penis has been “mutilated,” according to court documents. The victim sent text-message photos of his mangled genitals to Schreiber, police said.

    “At that point, rather than referring that gentleman to a hospital … he recommends to take two popsicle sticks and tie his penis together and wait for swelling to go down,” a Miami-Dade prosecutor said at a hearing last year.

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article176571176.html
     
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    Fracture Senior Member

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    Rich Non sequitur Premium Member

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    I Break Things Senior Member

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    THDNUT Senior Member

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    Word to the wise : "Penis Enlargement starting at $299" should raise a big red flag. :rofl:
     
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    electric head Don't answer the phone Premium Member

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    Also any ad stating

    Half off today only....
     
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    Rich Non sequitur Premium Member

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    Never buy penis enlargement on sale.
     
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  8. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    The article is creepy as hell. How do these things even happen?

    Oh, yeah...people.
     
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    Left Paw Senior Member

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    Fake doctor ?
     
  10. mtgguitar

    mtgguitar Senior Member

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    I have a friend with an injured penis, one of the blood-holding tubes ruptured during sex. Treatments have lasted 1.5 years so far.

    EDIT: We do not talk much or joke about it with him.
     
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    northernguitarguy SWeAT hOg

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    Rich Non sequitur Premium Member

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    Nah, it's just one of those weird things you hear about, more so back when it was still topical.
     
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