Maybe I should change my username?

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  1. Meatwad

    Meatwad Senior Member

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    So....I'm at the open mic last night, and I show up a little late.

    I start my tab at the bar, and the girl asks me what my name is.

    "Dave".

    She looks at me and says, "There's already two other Daves here", then she spys my Zamboni hat, and says, "You're Zamboni Dave now".

    "Okay".

    I did my set under that moniker as well.
    It went pretty good, and after I finished, most everyone came up to me to ask if I really drive a Zamboni......it's really funny.
    Sometimes people talk to me like I'm a fvcking astronaut or sumptin' because I drive a big noisy snow shaving dump truck that goes 9mph.

    Zamboni Dave.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  2. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason Silver Supporter

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    Sounds legit!
     
  3. Brians Evil Twin

    Brians Evil Twin Poophoria Sōtō Zen V.I.P. Member

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    Good thing your name's not Tony...
     
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  4. Tim Fezziwig

    Tim Fezziwig Senior Member

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    Yes.
     
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  5. Bytor1958

    Bytor1958 Senior Member

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    I like it. Go for it.
     
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  6. 05jrock

    05jrock Senior Member

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    Or Cornealius
     
  7. mudface

    mudface Non-Deadbeat/Non-Prominent Double Platinum Supporter Premium Member

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    It's got that "Goodfella" ring to it,... like ..... "forget-about-it,...Zamboni Dave will handle it"......
     
  8. Frogfur

    Frogfur Senior Member

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    Meathead is already spoken for.
     
  9. S. Rock

    S. Rock Senior Member

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    Zamboni Dave. it's got a ring to it. yeah, go with it !
     
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    Tone deaf Senior Member

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    When you got it, flaunt it. You saved $100k on that (used) Ferrari you didn't buy...
     
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  11. Malikon

    Malikon 말억건 V.I.P. Member

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    OMG You're Zamboni-Dave!!? :dude:
     
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    SGeoff Senior Member

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    Zamboni Dave..he ices folks:Ohno:
     
  13. dsmcl77

    dsmcl77 Senior Member

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    Or Clyde… :420::facepalm: :iough:
     
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    JTM45 Platinum Supporter Premium Member

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    How bout Zamboni meat?
     
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    Olds442 Senior Member

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    when it snows do you circle every parking lot once slowly before parking?
     
  16. Jymbopalyse

    Jymbopalyse Senior Member

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    It's accidental stuff like this that LAUNCHES a career.

    I bet - in a million years - you would never have come up with that name.

    Seems like a winner from the feedback you got.
    Now, you're not just another Dave.

    You're The Zamboni Dave
    You can't buy that kind of advertising.

    Go with it man.

    :rock:
     
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    danohat Senior Member

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    I don't know, man. You're pretty much my hero.
     
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    THDNUT Senior Member

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    It's a good thing you don't drive a shit pumping truck.
     
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    Meatwad Senior Member

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    :lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
     
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    SteveC Village Elder V.I.P. Member

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