Married Guys how often do you get laid...by your wife and assuming you want it!?!?

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  1. shooterkc

    shooterkc Senior Member

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    Just wondering, my wife jokingly said she was going to post a poll on Facebook. I'm lucky to get it once a week as I always seem to F it up somehow if our 3 kids don't put the fix on it.
     
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  2. Rankelson

    Rankelson Senior Member

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    Not Enough
    Wives with demanding careers lose their Mojo
    However when on Holiday,its all go,Baby :D
     
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  3. Thunder Dump

    Thunder Dump Senior Member

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    Good thing you clarified this with '.....by your wife'
     
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  4. milkjam

    milkjam Senior Member

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    once a year, on Yom Kippur, because there's nothing on the television.
    ...IF i'm lucky...and weather i want to or not !
     
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  5. Bigfoot410

    Bigfoot410 Premium Member

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    11. That's all i'm saying.
     
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  6. Hamtone

    Hamtone Senior Member

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    I remember being married...fk that
     
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  7. River

    River Senior Member

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    What's wanting it got to do with it? :hmm:
     
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  8. Joeydego

    Joeydego your mom is a nice lady V.I.P. Member

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    3-4 times a week, for a total dippin time of about 74 seconds. Feels good to me.
     
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  9. PABassPlayer

    PABassPlayer Senior Member

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    Few times a week, and at least one ummm, well....you know, a week.
     
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  10. Arkog

    Arkog Senior Member

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    AKA the "Three-hump Chump.":thumb:
     
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  11. Steinmetzify

    Steinmetzify Senior Member

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    3-4 times, plus 3-4 oral things by/for each other on the off days.
     
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  12. FennRx

    FennRx Senior Member

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    not as much as I would like. And yes I am 100% faithful.
     
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  13. Kashmir

    Kashmir Senior Member

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    Once you hit the silver anniversary of 25 years, you just hope for the best.
     
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  14. V Man

    V Man Senior Member

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    1+ but I'm fixing to start my approach to 60.
     
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  15. JMV

    JMV Senior Member

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    2-3 times a week.

    And that's with a 19 month old in the house, my wife working full time, and with her being 3 months pregnant.

    We make sure to take time for the important things. It's a large part of what can keep a marriage healthy, or doomed to fail without.
     
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  16. nicolasrivera

    nicolasrivera Senior Member

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    When ever she wants or when ever i can get her drunk enough!!!!! :)


    Wives are directly responsible for %99.5 of men infidelities.
     
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    PABassPlayer Senior Member

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    2 pumps and an apology....then a sammich!!!
     
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  18. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings SeƱor Member Premium Member

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    Laid? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... with kids? Hell, I'm lucky if she breaks me off a tuggy these days...
     
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  19. JMV

    JMV Senior Member

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    What a sad, sad perspective.

    A large part of being a man is owning your own actions.
     
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  20. bscenefilms

    bscenefilms Premium Member

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    Wife has a medical issue that precludes sex. Been 2 years for me. But I don't cheat - I signed on for sickness/health etc.
     
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