\m/ Double forks out to Zhangbucker \m/

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  1. Mookakian

    Mookakian Senior Member

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    Disclaimer: The following is not to be taken as true, just a hottened version as i see it, dont qoute the history, its not all true, enjoy the story :p



    Lets start from the beginning:

    A looong time ago..... ( about 6 months...:p), on a strange planet in the Milky Cluster, A strange creature named "Mook" :) hovered over an old piece of wood, but this was no ordinary piece of wood... this growth evolved from an ancient tool created by the creatures ancestors, carved by hand in a ruin that lies within a realm said to be forgotten, some believe all master users of this tool connect with this realm as they unlock its secrets and can use this hand carved tool to bend reality at their will using vibrations. They called this strange instrument a "Guitar". The creators of these mystical instruments were known as "Luthiers"

    The creatures instrument was carved by a tribal elder of the Ibanez Clan, of the same decade as the creatures own creation, possibly both the creature and its ancient tool were created in the same year, maybe even the same day:shock:...

    Although this is forever unknown as at the time the creatures mystical tool was carved, a fierce battle erupted between two luthiers, one of the "Ibanez" tribe, the other of the "Fender" tribe

    The "fender" tribe developed a very unique tool of the devine and named it the "Telecaster". Years later an elder of the "Ibanez" tribe stole one of the ancient "Telecaster" tools and made a copy with some of their own techniques added.

    The Ibanez tribe had created around 200 of these new tools before the Fender Tribe noticed they were copying their sacred design.

    Soon after a fierce battle took place and the "Fender" tribe quickly submitted the Ibanez tribe, letting the tribe continue living but with the agreement the Telecaster tool was not to be copied and the 200 made were to be destroyed, however in the bloodshed, a few of these copys survived and were spread all over the world.

    Many years later one of these copies found its way into mooks hands, once the bond is made with these strange creatures and their tool the two become one on a journey to master the control of sonic vibrations, nothing can break this bond once it is made and in this case, not even the power of a tool master could part Mooks bond with his instrument.

    The wood was carved and coated with a thin, black, glass like substance, if he listened closely, Mook could hear vibrations within the thin glass casing without even touching the tool, but when he tried to use the tool to expose and manipulate these vibrations, he noticed part of the tool was damaged, likely during the battle the tool was rushed away unfinished by the Ibanez Tribe before the Fender Tribe had it destroyed.

    The creature, Mook, needed to find an elder experienced in the art of making the part for his instrument, they call this part a "humbucker set" :shock: Strange culture these tool makers/users. :slash:

    After years of trial and error the creature had almost given up when all its strength had been used in the search for a "humbucker" to fit his tool, drained by the chores of every day living as a rising tool maker and being swallowed by the massive evil that had taken over a vast majority of the ancient art over the years.

    It looked hope was getting thin for the Mook creature, he had searched far and wide for the missing "humbucker set" to marry with his forbidden instrument and release the vibrations he knew lie within both the instrument and the Mook creatures heart.

    Then, the Mook stumbled upon a promising "humbucker" maker, also known to the species on this planet as a Winder. Humble at heart and passionate for his gift, the "winder" was named Zhangbucker...

    To Be Continued....:D
     
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    Mookakian Senior Member

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    The Zhang worked day and night, winding chosen metals around the mystic device under a bright moon. Finally finished Zhang lays his eyes to rest to re-claim his energy, the creation made by Zhang awaits its destiny.

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    LtKojak Senior Member

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    Mook, can I have some of what you're smoking?

    Pretty please...? ;)
     
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    :laugh2: This story comes from the smoke of a muso's life my friend :thumb:

    A loony one :p
     
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    Zhangliqun Senior Member

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    Yet what of the menacing eels lurking in the Boneyard of Hands? Is this creation safe? Or will it be food....
     
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    The eels are humble creatures, origins unknow but have been sighted in areas of divine anomalies. The creatures will often surface from the other side, to inspect the energy of such devices. The Zhangbucker "special wind" now lurks in the deep south, within the respectful hands of mook. ;)
     
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    After a long day, the creature had some sunlight left to install his new sonic device along with the Zhang creatures modified Bridge O'Bucker, the two Zhangbuckers finally lay together, united as one in the mystical instrument of the elements. Mooks tool is nearing completion:naughty:

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    Before he plugs in mook travels through the swap to visit the Roman Leather man to have a strap hand tooled for the insrument. The design is not yet known and will be discussed with the Roman this week.
     

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    Weird. Seriously weird. The both of you.

    Not that that's a bad thing...:hmm:
     
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    I'm quietly proud...
     
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    Intimidated by the raw energy the tool now posessed, mook began to adjust tZhang's device into position using a small Fender amp, hoping to shake the nerves.

    Once the bucker was balanced and in place, he layed the guitar to rest, mook was unaware of the power the ancient tool could posses, tomorrow he would use the tube Amp enabling the option of Massive Volume and warm tubes influencing dynamic response.

    As mook awoke, he found he was still a little intimidated by the raw energy he was feeling from the monsterous tones the night before. Suki (Ibanez) gazed upon mook with an unsettling look, but humble at the same time. Was Suki playing games:hmm:
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    Mook decided to play the game and size up

    He warmed the a pot of water, rolled a smoke, threw the SV MKII on standby and while the tubes warmed.
     

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    Them eels done got bigger...

    Or one got bigger and the other turned into a perplexed ginger bread man silhouette.
     
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    Keep going!!!!!

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    As he rolled up the volume a thick bass rumbled through the air, mook decided to start soft, but Suki would have nothing of it, the new device now within Suki enabled her to push the warm tubes straight into hot submission. Mook was scared again, was this too much power to control? Again it was time to man up, mook slammed on the gain, pulled back the bass and started ripping some of the meanest metal heard by man, even lucifer himself was trembling below. Mook played until he could no longer hear then forced himself to hit standby.

    Deafened and again intimidated, mook needed to meditate a little to shake the monster unleashed within :shock: Time and patience will be needed to learn to use such an evil contraption for good, the perfect weapon to fight fire with fire...perhaps.

    Tomorrrow we try again, this time, mook knows what to expect :naughty:
     
  15. Mookakian

    Mookakian Senior Member

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    And tomorrow it is :dude:

    Kyuss - Welcome to sky valley (GET THE CD, ITS INSANE)
    Tobacco
    Coffee
    Standby
    Round 2 :D

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    As the first shot hit the creatures lungs with warmth, mook found himself relating to the lungs of the warm tubes awaiting in his cave
     
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    Ok, 5 shots down, someone teleport over here and slam the kit for me :D
     
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    Mook was dazed in the arts of heavy metal

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    Finally mook plugged in, and slaamed some of the deepest, nastiest blues/ metal he'd ever heard, the kind of noises animals make when the monkey gets spanked :laugh2:

    the bond was strengthening:naughty:
     

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