It finally happened. She Started Counting Guitar Cases

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  1. Olds442

    Olds442 Senior Member

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    I mentioned the Flying V being listed for sale. She said, "you don't have a flying V." So I opened that case. She vaguely remembered it, kind of gave me the side eye. But then said I am not allowed to sell it. Ok then.

    It's probably because I brought home the St Vincent and completely blind sided her with it. What could i do? They made me buy it at the store. I wanted a firebird but the St Vincent stole my heart.

    But then, she goes to the bedroom with the guitars in it, and counted the cases. Like she was discovering a hidden cache of obscure guitars.

    Sorry honey, nothing to see here but a PRS, a Wolfgang, a Taylor, my old Morris, a couple strats...

    She even tried to say she didn't remember the Wolfgang, then she thought I had refinished it.

    She's clearly losing it, but this does explain why she has 53 pairs of shoes.
     
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    We on your side.
     
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    53, and angling for more:doh:
     
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    I have a cache of guitar. not that I have to hide them I just have no room so I had to disperse them to different people.
     
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    All you need is one; hence, sell them all and buy a 59. That would make her happy. :cool2:
     
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    leave your browser open to a page with listings for

    divorce attorneys
     
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    Take her to the nail salon. Right now. Full toe and finger works.

    It works. Trust me.
     
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    Every motorcycle I have owned, since the '80s has been red/white/black (mid-sized Suzuki sportbikes). My ex thought it was the same one, all along.
     
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    Why do men fear their wives?
     
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    "Oh, these? I got those in a trade." :rofl:
     
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    I didn't fear her, I just wanted to avoid having to speak with her.
     
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    we aren't married.

    i was married once. i am no repeat offender. :thumb:
    i've asked her to go get her hair done when she complains about her roots. her nails? please, i'm happy to get her pampered at a spa to the nines, etc. but she's out pulling weeds and working around the yard every weekend since we just got a house. all i can do is offer. :cheers2:
     
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    this sounds like a very good idea. you also might want to add a day at the Spa.
     
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    because some of them are batshit cray and have access to weapons?

    dunno, that's all i got. i was never "afraid" of my ex when we were married.
     
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    Don't start me on shoes, I SWEAR I married a centipede!!
     
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    obviously not married :lol:
     
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    Mrs Moo could'nt care less how many guitars I have so long as they reside in the cave

    stubbing her toe on a guitar case left in the hallway left a lasting impression that its probably best to keep them out of her way
     
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    Bummer about what's in the cases..... If she just counted cases, you could have traded in all the Epiphones for Gibsons of the same color! ;)
     
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    Should have married a liberal arts major. They can’t count for sh*t. I know, I’m one.
     
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    Men don't fear their wives, we avoid troublesome unnecessary conflicts! Let there be peace on earth....
     

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