I mentioned the Flying V being listed for sale. She said, "you don't have a flying V." So I opened that case. She vaguely remembered it, kind of gave me the side eye. But then said I am not allowed to sell it. Ok then. It's probably because I brought home the St Vincent and completely blind sided her with it. What could i do? They made me buy it at the store. I wanted a firebird but the St Vincent stole my heart. But then, she goes to the bedroom with the guitars in it, and counted the cases. Like she was discovering a hidden cache of obscure guitars. Sorry honey, nothing to see here but a PRS, a Wolfgang, a Taylor, my old Morris, a couple strats... She even tried to say she didn't remember the Wolfgang, then she thought I had refinished it. She's clearly losing it, but this does explain why she has 53 pairs of shoes.