How to deal with a lunatic neighbour?

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  1. SteveGangi

    SteveGangi V.I.P. Member

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    Good fences make good neighbors. I spent some serious money for a good strong, tall fence. Nuf said.
     
  2. Mr. Pickles

    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles loves you. MWAH! ♥ Premium Member

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    My neighborhood's like a f*cking dog kennel that wakes me up every day at 6am. F*ck my neighbors, you silly tijt.
     
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  3. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    I guess it depends who you ask.
     
  4. parts

    parts Senior Member

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    5 acres makes nice strangers..
     
  5. Who

    Who are you? Who who who who.... Premium Member

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    Maybe it's you?



    ;)
     
  6. rogue3

    rogue3 Senior Member

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    I just bought a shoji screen for my front door(cherry blossoms on rice paper)...my new neighbors (i just moved in)have become increasingly curious about the guitar sounds, to the point of peering in from the front lawn. A japanese solution that looks good...and i got it for an absurdly low price,because it had a couple tiny tears.

    to the op...since you live in an apartment...leaves?...your neighbor is certifiable,imo. Don't engage and he will mosey on and bother someone else. If he is fixated on you,and he doesn't quit...i like the camera idea, in case. Since you have done nothing to instigate this, he is his own problem. Keep a baseball bat handy, and in hand when you meet him in person and ask why he is doing this...aluminum bats are cool,and nice and light for swinging. The inference should be enough to smoke out what this dude is up to.
     
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  7. RAG7890

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    We get on with everyone in our Street & often get together with most of them.

    As a matter of fact I mowed my Neighbour’s Lawn that is on the Street when I mowed mine yesterday. :p

    :cheers2:
     
  8. RAG7890

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    ..........why do you guys call them Apartments when they are all stuck together? :laugh2: :laugh2: ;) :D

    :cheers2:
     
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    Rudi, I have to ask, how long did your search take?
     
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    Nippon san, post a picture on your door of your MLP friends! Banzai!

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    What about "Nippongitchygoomynoonywawa" the
    Art of Hiding Neighbour in Lake a Long way Away.
     
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    :lol:Dudes getting excited
     
  16. Bytor1958

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    Just leaf it alone. He's desperate for attention. Don't fall for it.
     
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    Go to nearest bait shop. Purchase 1000 live crickets. Place crickets in paper bag. Place open edge of paper bag under door. Gently shake bag.
     
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    3AM. Alcohol. Marshall half-stack. Slightly out-of-tune guitar. "The Trooper" intro. Repeat until 4AM.
     
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    Chalk drawings of the Denver airport murals on the ground outside his door.
     
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    Promise cake. Fail to deliver cake.
     
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