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Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Nippon, Sep 30, 2017.
leave this on his doorstep...
Nah, he is about 60 years old.
Do you think you can take him if you have to throw down?
Since it's the season, mebbe a few of these........... For him .....
I have learned not to underestimate other people.
For all I know, he could be ex special forces.
If I resort to violence, I have already lost. Having said that, if he threatens my wife, my own inner special forces will come out.
Hopefully he likes music!
you say he's putting leaves in front of your door, your apartment door? like, inside the building?
What are you doing that may cause him to act out like this? Are you playing your guitar loudly? Could there be a reason he’s doing these things? Anything you can think of?
Or is he just an old miserable bastard? Either way if he’s putting things on your car it’s vandalism. And that is illegal. Like others said. Film him and he should stop at the fear of the law stepping in.
" Make like a tree and F**K OFF!" -Ricky
And THEN rent a wood chipper if that doesn't work.
Maybe he's Docter Lector and he really did mean limes? And some fava beans.
Whoa now, why so rowdy?
Did you by chance tell him to 'leave' you alone at some point in the past?
Return the leaves to his doorstep after sticking a band aid to each leaf.
........I know, how about “Nipponbana, the Art of Arranging your Neighbour”.
If that doesn’t work, maybe “Nippongami, the Art of Neighbour Folding”.
I just mowed the lawn & I’m covered in crap.........I needed a laugh.
It's so easy. You knock on the dunbasses door and you say, Hey-c'mere - I want to show you something. Any guy that stupid has no friends and will follow you, so you bring him over to your door and your car and esplaint to him: you see this sh*t? Don't do it no more. Drive it home by saying, "what, are you f'king stupid or something?"
Problem solved. If not, call the cops. I never had a neighbor I liked.
Like an effed up Mr. Potatohead Rudi?
that's it right there. Start leaving a Mr Potato head, fully "appendaged", then every day put another one out there with a part missing; ear, eye, other ear, nose.
Then as Mal and I said, jump him while wearing a clown outfit, wrap him in plastic and start stuffing him in random tight places around the house.
Are you serious? I get along with everyone on both sides of me and across the street too. I love my neighbors.
There's a difference?