Valentine’s Day is a bullshit made up holiday to force men to take women out to dinner, buy flowers and act all romantic. I vote to abolish it, unless every other year, they do it for us.
I know= scams, still I like tradition.I've made "stands" before, felt "flat" Valentine and wedding rings---why not?
Don’t even get me started on wedding rings. Hopefully when the world govt fixes everything, they’ll just put a red stripe on our gray coveralls to signify that we are in a mating relationship.
Betty sends you her love Froggy! If you pay attention, you'll notice it! Sometimes very subtle! But because you picked the right one, she'll be sure to try to let you know! Happiness to all!
Ya know..... For some... its an engagement ring.... Then a wedding ring... and then..... wait for it....... The suffering!
Well then.. you can take that heart-shaped box of chocolates I sent you and piss right off, you unappreciative bastard.
I'm doin' up some very choice NY strips, my own recipe of pan-grilled asparagus and a baked potato for Anna. -And me, of course.