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Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Digger, Apr 21, 2017.
A self closing toilet seat!
(yeah I know the toilet water goes the wrong way down here....sigh)
You'll be telling us you've got running water & sliced bread down there next.
Yep we've been good and the wardens gave us an upgrade!
Sort of like MLP really....Grin~
yes __ but does it have an app ?
a product like this would be entirely useless without one
A warm puppy?
A warm kitty??
A warm bunny??
I have one. It's great. Not the sudden clang of a seat falling down in a reverberating bathroom in the middle of the night when you try to take a quietly piss without putting on the lights as to truly awake you when you want to get some hours of sleep again after taking said piss.
No but on occasions it does have a warm p-u-s-s-y!
Better quality thicker plastic seat has one problem over it's predecessor though.....it's bloody cold!
no WiFi? BluTooth speakers?
Jeez Japan have ones that turn into robots and wash your car!
Nah I already have wi fi that extends 200 metres into the paddock! (when I want it to) and no inbuilt speakers are gonna match my JBL Xtreme that I take to the ensuite with me!
(then you might have something with the vibrations)
They have to get electricity first...
A warm Klon
I went to the electrification of some small towns way back when, in actual fact, so I know we've got it smarty pants.
You get more hertz with your power than we get but we gets more volts....grin~
Yes, I know thats shocking!