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Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by six-string, May 31, 2015.
That gave me a good laugh
Careful, Mindfrigg's cheeseburger cult may not take so kindly to such blasphemy!
At work today, I was choking from some food that got stuck in my throat. Panic did start to happen when I couldn't breathe and was hoping my colleague will come to me and help. She was about to run for help (forgetting she had a radio on her)..when luckily I managed to dislodge the piece of food out and breathe again.
She said she had no idea how to do the Heimlich Maneuver hence was going to seek help.
Anyway, all was well and she sent me this earlier, which I thought was quite funny
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Coffee out the nose...... Post of the day!
Poor fat 'lil things... I kinda feel bad for laughing.
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Is that a turd coming out as he chases the . . . . .