For the first time in many, MANY years...

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by TheX, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    I don't own any firearms. I own a taser and various types of pepper sprays. I'm not saying others shouldn't own them...it was just time for me to make a change. My opinions on certain things have changed.
     

  2. Fiat Lux

    Fiat Lux Senior Member

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    Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about sex...!

    Cheers
     

  3. danohat

    danohat Senior Member

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    For the first time in my life, I don’t own any dildos.
     

  4. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    Ummmm, no video please.
     

  5. judson

    judson Senior Member

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    so you traded them in on more whips and chains? or sold them to a MLP member?

    did the black leather mask with the red ball in the mouth fit ok?
     

  6. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    Lol!!!!
     
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  7. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member

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    Just keep making the payments and some day you'll pay off the loan than own them.
     

  8. redjunior

    redjunior Senior Member

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    Just don't.....
    dildos copy.jpg
     

  9. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    That pic always cracks me up...yeah, I'm a child.
     
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  10. LtDave32

    LtDave32 Desert Star Guitars Super Mod Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    Sooo, not counting today (which is the first time without), all your days before, you had quite the assortment, I reckon..

    So tell us, did you give them away to some charitable cause, or did you just toss them out with the trash?
     

  11. LtDave32

    LtDave32 Desert Star Guitars Super Mod Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    X, danohat's dildo history has completely upstaged your lack of firearms thread.
     
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  12. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    Well. it is a hell of a lot more interesting.
     
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  13. NorlinBlackBeauty

    NorlinBlackBeauty Senior Member

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    :shock:

    Never has "pics or it didn't happen" been more meaningful.
     
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  14. Crotch

    Crotch Support MLP Veterans & Vendors Double Platinum Supporter Premium Member

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    Hey guys, so what's this thread abo..... :io:
     

  15. judson

    judson Senior Member

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    Congrats on the first step to facing your addiction which is admitting you have a problem.....

    step 2 is throw out the KY

    step 3 is to stop shaving your gerbils

    we are here for you, stay strong

    your anus will thank you
     

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    Crotch Support MLP Veterans & Vendors Double Platinum Supporter Premium Member

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    richard-gere-9309229-1-raw.jpg
     
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  17. NorlinBlackBeauty

    NorlinBlackBeauty Senior Member

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    This coming from someone with a head up the ass avatar … :p
     
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  18. Mannish Boy

    Mannish Boy Senior Member

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    Well, I got a M4 that shoots a bunch of little 223 dildoes, a Mak 90 that shoots a bunch of larger dildoes, a 375 h&H, 7 MAG, 30-06, 308, 270, and some shotguns. Man , launching rubber dicks into space is my thing. WHAMBALAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

  19. Malikon

    Malikon Henshin! V.I.P. Member

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    "I like launching cars into space, with dead hookers in the trunk." -Elon Musk-
     

  20. bildozr

    bildozr Deliberately Obtuse V.I.P. Member

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    I have one. It fits in my pocket. I stopped carrying it when I moved out of the hood. Sold the others.
     

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