For Sale: Wife says its ALL my guitars or her.

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  1. psychnurseblues

    psychnurseblues Senior Member

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    LMAO in my office. But can't help myself.
    I really like shaking the whammy bar in order to really work it's effect at the fulcrum point. This tends to induce a rapid increase and decrease in pitch that I very much enjoy as I'm not flexible enough to do much bending. I'd neet to know if her body is in good enough shape to accept my Bigsby. Othewise if there's any holes or dings that need plugging before I get my tremelo on there, it's going to be more involved then I care to get.

    And is there a pickguard installed? I prefer no guard between me and the body.
     
  2. csplayer089

    csplayer089 Senior Member

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    Seriously, I've been lol'ing for the past 10 minutes. Who knew there were so many sexual puns comparing women to guitars :naughty:
     
  3. lespaul01

    lespaul01 Banned

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    how does she look/sound after a good routing?
     
  4. shooterkc

    shooterkc Senior Member

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    I'm sure you'll miss her lol

    $100 seems low...pics would be good
     
  5. lanniepig

    lanniepig Senior Member

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    Does she make those ear piercing sounds when you use all 5 fingers in multiple locations at the same time trying to finger those big fat jazz chords...and put just one finger in the wrong location?

    Do these painful sounds get any better when you squeeze her neck REAL TIGHT?
     
  6. lanniepig

    lanniepig Senior Member

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    What does she sound like when you really hammer her in the A position with LOTS of overdrive?
     
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  7. Goodcleanfun

    Goodcleanfun Senior Member

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    weren't 1976 models assembled from leftover parts?
     
  8. lanniepig

    lanniepig Senior Member

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    As far as strings go which kind does she prefer to have slung thru her grooves? Ernie Ball Super Slinky, EarthWOOD or GHS Boomers?

    Does she deal well with the long playing sessions if you use Elixir?
    Definition of ELIXIR

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    a: a substance held capable of prolonging life indefinitely b (1) : cure-all (2) : a medicinal concoction

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    : a sweetened liquid usually containing alcohol that is used in medication either for its medicinal ingredients or as a flavoring
     
  9. your idol

    your idol Senior Member

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    PM'd... I could use half of what you own ;)
     
  10. gbarosio

    gbarosio Senior Member

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    Hmmmm, hehehehe. Take a look at my signature, it's been like that for a year or so.

    =)
     
  11. Couldn'tStandTheWeather

    Couldn'tStandTheWeather Senior Member

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    Does she feel slinkier top wrapped? Easier to bend?
     
  12. DADGAD

    DADGAD Senior Member

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    Do you wipe her down after you play hard?
     
  13. Strat God

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    Can I insert my trussrod deep into her gaping neck-hole?
    Has she had lots of inlay work?
    Does her switch handle 3-way?
    Does she like to windmill?
    :hmm::hmm::hmm:
     
  14. Benguitar

    Benguitar Senior Member

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    Does she have a younger sister? Maybe like a 1980's model?
     
  15. Dewar54

    Dewar54 Junior Member

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    I had to join the forum just to add my pennies worth!

    A bit of advice,

    If your not oiling your nuts or lubricating before grabbing it for a thrashing, no wonder it's making orrible noises and fallin to bits, start off clean and give it a good strum see if it gets your juices flowing, get rid of the muff it just gets in the way, once your feeling inspired plug in and throw some shapes now were rocking, now time to step on the overdrive turn it all the way up, now she's ready for some licks, give her your fastest licks straight into the solo you might want to use all ten fingers here, now she's well warmed up for the finale it's straight into the outro, always wipe her down when your finished or you'll find next time you want to play she won't feel very welcoming, the body will be all sticky and strings especially the gstring will be all gunked up.
     
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  16. Es Paul

    Es Paul Senior Member

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    I'd like to plug her in and test her out before any purchase. Not trying to get stuck with a lifeless piece of wood ova here!

    Does she squeal when cranked?

    Return Policy?
     
  17. Es Paul

    Es Paul Senior Member

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    Plain top or Curly flame?
     
  18. Jonny333

    Jonny333 Senior Member

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    I think that was worth you joining the forum for!

    It's one of the strangest first posts i've seen, but welcome to the forum!
     
  19. dynabite

    dynabite Senior Member

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    Sell the wife.

    Unlike
     
  20. Ledheadforlife

    Ledheadforlife Senior Member

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    How old was she when had her string broken for the first time? Did you break it? If not do you know the guy who did, cause I'm gonna wanna talk to him too.
     

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