For Sale: Wife says its ALL my guitars or her.

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  1. brokenarrow5

    brokenarrow5 Senior Member

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    heavy relic?
     
  2. Ed hunter

    Ed hunter Senior Member

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    IF shes hot:naughty: i will trade you a duncan 59 neck pu:fingersx::thumb:
     
  3. lespaul01

    lespaul01 Banned

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    LOL.. I just got a like from a year ago. hehehe.. Don't even remember writing that one. Talking bull$hit is very fun. By the way. I dare anyone who reads this to blast song this loud(earphones and a large bowl preferred before listening) Chorus is very fun and for some reason I could see Zep putting this out in their heyday.

    RNR

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cd6ymo6Whs&feature=related]The Black Crowes - What Is Home ( Cabin Fever, 2009 ) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  4. tylam

    tylam Junior Member

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    What about the nut? Did you bust the nut?
     
  5. choppedcadillac

    choppedcadillac Senior Member

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    how many positions can be selected?
     
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    tubeman426 Senior Member

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    Have you ever latherd her in lighter fluid and lit her up? I bet her solos realy scream when when shes hot:laugh2:
     
  7. Stretchman

    Stretchman Junior Member

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    Great thread!

    The biggest problem I see is your volume pot not functioning properly. All you seem to get is static when you try to control the volume. One should be able turn the volume all the way down and hear nothing at all.

    There is no doubt that there is static coming from loose connections as well, I would like to check her shorts for you. I would do this of course as a courtesy call at no charge, this would be done after a thorough cleaning of the body cavity, I am certain this is origin of the bad smell.

    Please be warned that I will use a large slide when I try her out, you can reach deeper into the neck with a longer slide. You can also get much higher squeal with a longer slide than a smaller bottle-neck. :D
     
  8. bruce bennett

    bruce bennett Banned

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    trust me, you haven't learned anything about the OTHER "Members"... yet.
     
  9. BrianB

    BrianB Senior Member

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    You ever strum her too hard and bust your nut all over her neck? Has she been Plek'd?

    I was LMAO at this thread til I hit the post about the guy with the 1982 model....then I just felt OLD..... *sigh* I had an original '58 for a while, but the burst faded too much. I've got a '69 model now... :cool:
     
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    OBX351 Senior Member

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    To quote E.T. "Oooouuuuuccccchhhh!"
     
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    Be sure to locate the "button" before you put your "strap on".........
     
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    TeaForTwo The Guitar Whisperer Premium Member

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