For Sale: Wife says its ALL my guitars or her.

Discussion in 'Member Classifieds' started by kmrumedy, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. Dewar54

    Dewar54 Junior Member

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    I'd have to agree, sorry. Was a good idea at the time or so I thought anyway thanks for the welcome
     
  2. slevin55

    slevin55 Junior Member

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    Is her body fuzzy?

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  3. lespaul01

    lespaul01 Banned

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    Does she squeal after the nut has been lubed.
     
  4. Smedley Smorganoff

    Smedley Smorganoff Senior Member

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    Can I play with her for a week before I decide?

    Although....

    This is probably a deal breaker, sorry.
     
  5. SFK

    SFK V.I.P. Member

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    How big are her tits?
     
  6. YMI5150?

    YMI5150? Junior Member

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    wow, that's about the funniest thing I've ever seen!

    :dude:

    better hope it doesnt get ugly and her attorney finds it...

    BTW, got any pics??
     
  7. ipodsandlps

    ipodsandlps Senior Member

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    Hey was she converted to a left handed? If she was can you convert her back?
     
  8. Fireproof

    Fireproof Senior Member

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    Has anyone asked about the size of her F-Hole?
     
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  9. SFK

    SFK V.I.P. Member

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    Parlor, Dreadnought or advanced Jumbo?
     
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  10. Shades of Blue

    Shades of Blue Senior Member

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    Any checking or yellowing with age?
     
  11. blakrhyno

    blakrhyno Premium Member

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    Is she good for licks involving behind the nut play?
     
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  12. captcoolaid

    captcoolaid Senior Member

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    Can you send her in the original hardshell case
     
  13. RocknRollGypsy

    RocknRollGypsy Premium Member

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    Has she sold yet? This post is a little old :cool:
     
  14. jhun1976

    jhun1976 Senior Member

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    Does she come with any paperwork?


    Passport, Greencard, Felony charges, etc
     
  15. siggy14

    siggy14 Senior Member

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    Will you honor the GC 30/30 policy, what happens if one turns up cheaper? Will you price match?
     
  16. Hangers

    Hangers Senior Member

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    You need to do some pickin and tuning on her............

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ0Gw1izgw4&feature=related"]Stevie Ray Vaughan - Cold Shot - YouTube[/ame]
     
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  17. Spaceacex

    Spaceacex Senior Member

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    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
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  18. choppedcadillac

    choppedcadillac Senior Member

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    Be careful not to break your truss rod in her neck
     
  19. Byron999

    Byron999 Senior Member

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    Any cavity pics? :)
     
  20. flyingdutchman

    flyingdutchman Senior Member

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    Does she smell all smokey from spending most of her life in sh@thole bars having whiskey and beer spilled on her?


    If so, I'll take her!
     

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