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Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by OHIOSTEVE, Nov 19, 2018.
If i'm Fezzworthy, i'd love one for my toolbox at work!
all, hit a Pm-going like FEZZcakes. Wait until you hear the cd........nobody gets these tones...nor do they want to.
Lying aWaKe in the middle of the night. SOOOOOOOO LONGING FOR A FEZZ-FIX!
OK, Tim... Imma PM you, I gotta have me one of those stickers, please.
I'm sitting here in the library.............in the FEZZhouse.......is this really happening?
I was thinking more along the lines of a contest . the person that can tag the most police cars with a Fezz sticker , wins
a, I like the idea. Cops ALWAYS let me off, why, I do not know? When I used to drive PLASTERED,
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"I chewin' chocolate...... gurgle lllllLllLlliioppp."
"Alright buddy, you get home and sleep."
I offered a cop my one-hitter on a golf course,
"No thanks, I'm a narc.'
I'm gonna get some Fezz stuff. I guess he sent me a Tim Fezzwick bobble head complete with guitar and Fezz belt. And a copy of his certificate award for the original Fezz belt. Wow ..is all that gonna fit in the mail box ??
F, It will be delivered by DEVIL HORSE. I need to produce more JUNK- people LOVE FEZZ now? At first they cringe, then,
YEAH CLAPYEAH........they are good...like a third-rate Foghat
FEZZ toilet paper on the way.
I like the TP idea. Feel the love.
F, why not? I'm also thinking spoiled milk, I'm 27 years past my expiration date, spread the wealth.
when I was 4 __ my parents told me , that I could ask Santa for anything I wanted . I asked for a severed toe ( it didn't even have to be his ) . I never got the toe , and my faith in Santa evaporated
maybe ( ? ) Fezz could make a childhood dream come true ? . that would be Swell
I hope he is sending some of his music.
a, this could happen. My bassist's feet are dying=BLACK. I keep saying,
"Drink+smoke KILL THE PAIN."
If all goes bad/well he may lose his feet. Maybe I can send you a whole foot! Pickled Tommy's feet. My left toe is ACHING? Maybe I have gout, if this continues HACKSAW time.
Ask- you just might receive.
Still trying to find you on Pandora!
already have . and neighbors have HEARD
( wouldn't be the s.trangest thing that I've ever gotten in the mail )
Since he has our's it would only be fitting to get a doze of Mr. Fezzwick in action. Slay'n all the women with his suggestive stage act, get'n free drinks and reds from the bar. Man what a life. A living legend in his own time ..
I'm look'n forward to anything but additional postage due.
H, you mean Pandora's jar? It was not a box, it was a jar.
I can't barely post, I'm analog. Hit me a PM for ANAL-------------------LOG.......
Pandora’s Box” was actually “Pandora’s Jar”: A translation error made 500 years ago has persisted to this day.
I'm sitting here cleaning up my STUFF. I cut out pertinent articles from Guitar World.....
Tabs for Rock+Roll Hoochie-------snip snip
Will I ever use this? No, still nice to have
Dano 59 XT..........only $499
I place these all in my guitar files, rest get thrown out.
Alright, let me start working on more packages.
Shred gets a piece of taffy
Rob gets a Henry Miller book
Steve C.....wait where is his address.....Hell, I'll give him gifts IN FEZZ PERSON-he lives 8 minutes away
WAIT! WHERE ARE MY STICKERS?
Oh no.........so many options..........
Not here in the breadbox
Where??????????? I search and search....these were a gift from my YOUNG FAN/TOMMY HANDLER= Nick....only 25 left!
Then I see something in the yard=A FEZZ sticker....
I go outside.....there atop the trash are my stickers..............I threw them out with the Nita Strauss Guitar World- her EGO shirt is a joke--------yeah, ms. NO EGO.......
Alright, stickers are safe----where are my cds??????????