Ever Do This On Stage?

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  1. Turd

    Turd Banned

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    Fart? Has anybody here ever stunk up the stage so bad that the other band members gagged and stopped playing? Or better yet part of the crowd left?
     
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    I used to go back and stand by my drummer and let rip. Lmao was funny as long as I could dodge the drum sticks he would chuck at me for the rest of the song.
     
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    Lol nope! I have been crop dusted though
     
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    I used to do it during basketball practice and we'd switch sides of the court.
     
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    Interesting ... "Turd" posts about a fart?

    During a practice, yes.

    There was a song that I hated playing, but one other liked. Partway through, I felt one drop into the chamber and let her rip. Could not hear it obviously, but it felt substantial. It was.

    Not 10 seconds slips by and the 3 of them suddenly stop and race outside, where they would have their smoke break. Was at my house, I'm a non-smoker.

    I was quite proud. :) All I got were cross looks.
     
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    I didn't, but our singer did. Every one of us suffered visible signs of distress.
     
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    electric head Just passing thru Premium Member

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    I grew up with 2 older sisters and it wasn't until I was in the 6th grade that I realized girls passed gas also.
    I was shocked when a girl in gym class let one loose.
     
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    Nooooo! Women don't fart!
     
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    Yea ...I timed it with the fog machine!

    Looked Great!
     
  11. Who

    Who I'm back. Back in the New York groove.

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    I respect that Turd has been a member here for almost six years, has 33 posts, and this is one of them.

    THAT is dedication to what's important, boys. When could learn a thing or two from Turd.



    Also note that Turd asked the question, but didn't admit to having done it himself. Sneaky. With a smooth delivery like that, you can just bet he's dropped ass on a mate, and let someone else take the blame.


    Meanwhile, over at the rave, the skids wouldn't even notice that it happened.

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    Really? Rave dipsh!ts wear that?
     
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    I've farted in my classroom right in front of all the students, whatever. I mean yes, I've also farted on stage but it's rock and roll, so what? No one can hear it and if you suspect that anyone can smell it, just glare at the bass player, problem solved.
     
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    What ... are they loading bleach or tide in those filters? ....I forget which one gets you stoneded??/~ :420:
     
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    :rofl: I was the bass player in my story above!
     
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    Auditions for Mad Max: Fury Road
     
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  17. Uncle Remus

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    Even did it into the mic one night. 90s avant garde noise rock thing we were doing at the time. It was probably more in tune than most things we played that night.
     
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    Another classic 'handle / thread' example.
     
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    Some funny sh!t here, no pun. Was laughing out loud during a meeting and getting funny looks.
     
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    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles loves you. Mwah! ♥

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    No farts, but sometimes I have a habit of letting my thoughts drift while I'm playing. That doesn't happen all the time, but when it does I know I'm bored. Plenty of times I felt like I'd rather be anywhere else than in some sh!itehole bar.
     
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