Don't tattoo your eyeballs, doctors warn, as demand increases for risky procedure

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  1. Sct13

    Sct13 Premium Member

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    Digit removal? for body modification? WTF?

    Why not JUST a finger nail or two ?
     
  2. Chester Drawers

    Chester Drawers Senior Member

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    Did someone say "enhancements"?

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  3. freak

    freak Senior Member

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    Back in the day, there was one thing i would not get tattooed.

    Now i have 2.
     
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    the lip rings totally make him look like...

    dogs-with-big-teeth-big.jpg


    was that the intention? :laugh2:
     
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  5. Who

    Who are you? Who who who who.... Premium Member

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    I need to unsubscribe from this thread. Pics = bad.
     
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    LOLOLOL Dounut twins. :laugh2:
     
  7. Sct13

    Sct13 Premium Member

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    Doh....! Nuts!

    DohNuts?

    or I want a vagina on my forehead.....Or worse a ......
     
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  8. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    Pfft. Doctors are worse than parents.
    10yrs of medical school and they think they know everything.
     
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  9. Malikon

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    A man who had lost an eye goes to a fake eye shop. The
    storekeeper says, "Well, we have marble eyes that cost
    $400, glass eyes that cost $250, and wooden eyes that cost
    $20." The man decided to go with the wood eye. He goes to
    a party and sees a woman with a hair- lip. Since no one
    wanted to dance with her, he walked up to her and asked her
    to dance. She was so happy, that she cried out, "Would I?
    Would I?"

    At this, the man angrily responded, "Hair-lip! Hair-lip!"





    pretty sure it's spelled 'Harelip' but every single joke site I looked at had it this way.
     
  10. Alderbeck

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    Thats alright I wasn't planning to get them tattooed. I am getting them pierced with gold studs :)
     
  11. Meatwad

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    This was on my to do list.....right after I place my balls on a red hot stove burner.
     
  12. Marshall & Moonshine

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    I feel like my vasectomy was close enough to check that box, so maybe I’ll try the eye tat thing.
     
  13. I Break Things

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    I nearly threw up... I should NOT have googled that...
     
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  15. Bobby Mahogany

    Bobby Mahogany Senior Member

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    Sense of styling is not for everyone...
    :D

    THIS guy has it!

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    Come to think of it...
    Why take a chance on losing your glasses?
    Now that would be stupid, wouldn't it?

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  16. Bobby Mahogany

    Bobby Mahogany Senior Member

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    Change the mix in the chemtrails, maybe?
     
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  18. Bobby Mahogany

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    Did you say "Pirate"?
    Awrrrr...

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  19. Bobby Mahogany

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    Smart.
    This guy wears protection glasses.
    He doesn't want ink all over his face.

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    One day I saw this dude and his girlfriend go strolling by... they had shaved, fully tattooed heads and faces, prosthetic horns, an enormous number of piercings, and the rest of the usual junk.

    They didn't have their eyeballs tattooed, but this sighting occurred ten or more years ago... perhaps the technique simply hadn't been developed at that point? I dunno.

    I just shrugged. Amazing, the lengths some might go to so as to stand out from the crowd, perhaps while also attempting to alienate others. But whatever their motivations happened to be, there was something more or less pathetic about both of them.

    The thing is: to contrive a unique appearance and go show-boating like that necessarily calls for the participants to continuously top one another. Who can be the most uniquely freaky when there are scads of others who look more or less the same?

    And so they get further and further out there, until their schtick becomes almost a parody of itself.

    But eh: whatever. I'm largely indifferent to all such doings, so long as they do not somehow impact on me personally. :thumb:

    --R :D
     

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