Dog farts

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  1. NRBQ

    NRBQ Senior Member

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    No they do, when I was a kid my childhood dog 'Ruffles' was sleeping soundly when she farted very loudly, woke herself up, spun around and took in the bouquet and ran away. Yup it happened, dogs fart, but hot chicks don't, that's a proven scientific fact.
     
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  2. NorlinBlackBeauty

    NorlinBlackBeauty Senior Member

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    Oh no, they surely do. My best friend growing up would cut loose silently - no indication of the impending doom. They were in no way human - otherworldly was more like it.

    His name was Butch. Here we were 50 years ago:

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  3. kfowler8

    kfowler8 Senior Member

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    My dad used to tell me when a dog farts, you're in trouble. Man they can be bad. Funny to me is when my golden does it and she scares herslef. Like "Where did that come from.".
     
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  4. E1WOOD5150

    E1WOOD5150 Purveyor of Joke Grenades

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    I had a mutt that was apparently mostly Golden Retriever, who liked to sleep with her paws hanging off the bed. My ex had a Sheltie, and he always slept on her side of the bed. The only way Gypsy could hang her paws off the bed was to lie facing away from me...One night, just as I'm drifting off to sleep, I hear this faint "pusssshhhhhhtt"...I give it no mind, and then the foul stench of dog ass slaps me in the face. I got up, madder 'n a wet hen, and told the dog she had to sleep on the floor that night. There is a legend that dogs can laugh. I believe it is true, because, as god is my witness, the bitch was chuckling at me when she got off the bed.
     
  5. Crotch

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    My boxer is a fat machine. They're loud too.
     
  6. NorlinBlackBeauty

    NorlinBlackBeauty Senior Member

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    My Butch was always silent ... as far as I remember. Was a long time ago...
     
  7. PeteK

    PeteK Senior Member

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    My lab lets them rip all the time. Nasty and surprisingly loud. I've had other dogs that had silent but deadly farts, but not Ozzie. He rips them loud and proud. Especially when he's going up stairs. He put, put, puts every step. :laugh2:
     
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    If you want to clear a house try a little Ol' Roy food or one of their treats, it may even relic a guitar lol
     
  9. redcoats1976

    redcoats1976 Senior Member

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    my son does that,when you canhear it two rooms away it aint the dog.
     
  10. Jymbopalyse

    Jymbopalyse Senior Member

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    Back in the day when I was married, we had a spaniel.

    He like to sleep on the floor on my side of the bed.
    One night while sleeping I awoke to my wife angrily swatting me.
    She claimed I farted in my sleep, and it stunk bad.
    I just dismissed it and went back to sleep.

    Well, this happened two more times with the swatting turning to hitting.
    During the last beating, I could actually smell what she was talking about.

    This time I remained awake. Lo-and-behold, the rankest smell I have encountered started to permeate up from my side of the bed. Good ol Charlie was tootin out some hum-zingers. I managed to avoid the next onslaught from my ex and pointed out the culprit.

    I think the cause was left over chilli that he was given. :wow:
     
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    Yes, I'm sure it was the dog. The wife's are bad, but not quite the smell of fresh dog poop! :)
     
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    judson Senior Member

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    always had a family dog growing up, all five of us and the dog would be in the car and all of a sudden we didnt care if it was raining, snowing, 10 below zero out, those windows were down at the first wiff with our heads out the window trying to get some fresh air...my mom included, and of course the dog would squeeze its head out the window also, it was either my dad or the dog and you could judge who was guilty by how hard my dad was laughing while driving...

    i swear one time the dog gave me this look like he was saying " really dude it wasnt me, it was that fat dude driving up front" and i think he was telling the truth...:rofl:
     

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