Dog farts

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  1. Tone deaf

    Tone deaf Senior Member

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    I am hanging with my folks (mid '80s with some challenges). My dad has always had great bird dogs and still has one. However, she's a little long in the tooth. We hunted over her, last fall, but she's really aged and is resigned to being a house dog. My dad has a heated kennel for her (my mom isn't a fan of dogs in the house). However, it has been below zero all week and she gets to sleep inside (kennel is >50F but it's a lot warmer in side). So, I am hanging with the dog (want to give her a bio break before heading to bed) and she rips some paint-peeling monsters. It's like the whole room is sprayed with napalm.
     
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  2. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    They can really bring the doom. Diet has a lot to do with it, but you can’t stop them from eating what they find outside.
     
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    Tone deaf Senior Member

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    She literally just ripped another. I am thinking about grabbing a gun a putting her down...

    My kids love this dog. She's not long for this world.
     
  4. Howard2k

    Howard2k Premium Member

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    My gf has two big dogs. They're on a pretty strict diet and their farts are not too bad, but every now and then one of them will let a big one go and we need to open a window. No matter how cold it is outside!
     
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    fleahead Senior Member

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    Wait till the parents do it....
     
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    WaywerdSon Senior Member

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    Stop blaming the dog!!!!!
     
  7. Tone deaf

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    My old man will rip one (while the dog is to rooms away) and he'll start cracking up and blame the dog.
     
  8. NoRythm_LP

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    "Butch.... Get away from him before he sh**s on you!"

    Tell me someone here has heard that joke before...
     
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    My dog excels in this regard. Nothing worse than when a dog lets one go. I swear he ripped a loud one a couple of weeks ago (well it wasn’t me and no one else was in the room).
     
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    My wife and I had a Sheltie/Doberman mix a while back and one night I was torn from a sound sleep by the most godawful smell. I actually sat straight up in bed believing the dog had just taken a dump on my chest (I almost always sleep on my back) only to find her sound asleep and snoring in her normal spot next to the bed. Talk about your rude awakenings! We changed dog food soon after that.
     
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    I'll stick to cat farts
     
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  12. WaywerdSon

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    You sure it was the dog?
     
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    When my FIL's blond lab was a puppy, she used to rip some good ones. He had to have surgey on his sholder, so I stayed over a couple of times, just to help out. One night, while I was sleeping on the couch, I heard a loud one - at first I thought it was my FIL, who was sleeping in the recliner on the other side of the room, but then I caught a wiff, and it smelled like recycled puppy-chow. Looked down, and she was sleeping on the floor, right next to me.

    Dog farts are bad. Puppy farts are worse.
     
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    Nasty. :laugh2:

    Ex-wife #1 has a Boston Terrier, and the little porker blows stank-gas like a living biological weapon of some sort.

    Disgusting. It doesn't even matter what you feed her, she's got the worst-smelling farts of any dog I've ever been around. But I did notice that it's more foul than ever when she has the opportunity to raid my cat's food bowl. That's when you get the really deadly ones out of her. :noway:

    And they're loud farts, too. Most of the time you can hear it coming before the stench actually hits you. But when it does, it curls your toenails.

    Really, really gross. :p

    --R :D
     
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    those can burn your eyes as well as your nose hairs tho
     
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    Bradley (my pit bull) has horrible smelling farts. smells like a mix of garbage and burnt hair.
     
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    One of my previous dogs was asleep on the living room floor one evening when she ripped a very loud one. Her head jerked up immediately, and she leaned her snout at her butt and began to growl at it. A hearty laugh was had by me and the spouse.
     
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    If you feed them leftover turkey around the holidays, you're asking for it.
     
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    Dogs love hard boiled eggs. :naughty:
     
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    I'm pretty sure that dogs don't fart, people just blame their nasty farts on dogs.
     
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