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  1. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    That'll be enough out of you! Heretic.
     
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  2. Dilemma

    Dilemma Loud Pipes Ruin Naps Premium Member

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    Christ Almighty. Add a few pounds of R11, check the sight glass and go watch some pr0n. Quit bellyaching you tit.
     
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  3. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    R11?!
    My god, you must be the oldest man alive.
     
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  4. Dilemma

    Dilemma Loud Pipes Ruin Naps Premium Member

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    No. I WORK on the oldest shit alive.
     
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  5. judson

    judson Senior Member

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    of course he does...Dave i ordered you one of these for christmas, works great as it only takes one hand because , well you know the other is ..."busy"..:naughty:


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  6. lunchbox

    lunchbox Senior Member

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    I always wondered how you could go away from your family for months at a time. Not judging; I just couldn’t do it myself.

    Normally I’d say have a shot and a beer and just enjoy the moment, but you know...
     
  7. RedSkwirrell

    RedSkwirrell Senior Member

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    It's much worse than you think:
    Henry sponsors me just to come here and bitch all day.
    Something to do with me having the cutest, twitchiest tail on the forum.
    Hope yer day gets better.
    :D
     
  8. Big John

    Big John banned, mentally V.I.P. Member

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    I hope his Saturday brings him more peas. Makes good soup...

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  9. LPMarshall Hack

    LPMarshall Hack Senior Member

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    Your good night wouldn’t have anything to do with an orange ball gag, alligator clips, and a gas powered generator would it?
     
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    judson Senior Member

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    honestly that looks like twice ate soup to me this morning....:drool:
     
  11. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    That would be a quick fix, but yeah...

    It’s defnitely tough leaving the family for so long, and I got to see them for a few days in Long Beach, where we just sailed out of last night (Oakland tonight or tomorrow morning), and one of those nights was one where they practiced their retard on me, by giving me a schedule that said I could leave at 1500 and be back by 0800. Then they called me at 2000 saying they needed me back at midnight. They called a little later, making it 2300, so I had to jam back to the ship, getting stuck in traffic (from the bridge construction) and being a little late, even though I gave myself 45 minutes to make a 15 minute trip. When I got there, they said “Oh, it’s actually gonna be a little after 0100. Sorry.” Then I spent the night unplugging reefers and then getting called back later because “I guess they’re not gonna discharge those until tomorrow. Sorry.”
    So much more of the same. Loading reefers without telling anyone, making reefers the last load before we sail (I need to plug them in and verify operation before sailing, which is tricky if they’re dropping lines while the reefers are still going through the power-up process....), and about a million other things.
    I swear, if stupid was painful, I’d sell everything I own to buy stock in aspirin.
     
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  12. cherrysunburst00

    cherrysunburst00 Senior Member

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    :lol: OH EMM GEEE. That made me laugh SOO. FREAKIN HARD
     
  13. cherrysunburst00

    cherrysunburst00 Senior Member

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    That sucks, Brother
     
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  14. Crotch

    Crotch Support MLP Veterans & Vendors Double Platinum Supporter Premium Member

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    The answer is easy.

    Support our military
    And
    Buy gold from Rosland Capital
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  15. KP11520

    KP11520 Senior Member

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    Hang in there E!

    Just another day on the roller coaster. Some roller coasters are more intense than others. Some can make you throw up.

    Just give the camera the FINGER this time! LOL

    Hopefully the rest of the route will be uneventful and you'll be back to the lovely Mrs and the youngins!
     
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  16. LtDave32

    LtDave32 Sua Sponte Super Mod Premium Member

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    Wait a sec..

    You just got back from Japan. You're already headed back out on a ship?

    WTF?

    Are you at least going to make it home for Xmas?
     
  17. LtDave32

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    He's headed for Pitcarin Island.

    He done called the Captain a blue-nosed baboon and waved a bayonet at him.

    Then he done and gone and dumped all the breadfruit in the reefer boxes.

    Oh, he's done it. He's screwed the pooch.
     
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  18. KP11520

    KP11520 Senior Member

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    Does that mean Christmas party at M&M's this year, and this time you do actually bring CAKE? If we make a mess, he'll find some crumbs when he gets back..... If he's lucky, so he can say he's had some too.


    (J/K)
     
  19. LtDave32

    LtDave32 Sua Sponte Super Mod Premium Member

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    I put all my ill-gotten MLP cash in "mypillow.com"

    shrewd, yes?
     
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  20. Crotch

    Crotch Support MLP Veterans & Vendors Double Platinum Supporter Premium Member

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    I'm a rosland guy. I don't want any of the garbage Leer Capital junk either. Stuff us B- gold and silver.
     

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