Dave makes millions moderating MLP.

Discussion in 'The Backstage' started by Marshall & Moonshine, Dec 16, 2017.

  1. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    I mean..... damn.
    I know SteveC can be a handful, and ‘fuck us all’ when Farkas gets twisted up. And if NGG and Frank tango, well....

    Anyways......

    My job was a mother fucker today, due to godammed STUPIDITY.
    Why should I be alone?
    I mean.....
    Jesus, my precious Christ....
    Wtf?!


    Dave??
    Why do you make so much goddam munneez from MLP?

    I’ve still paid cash money (one way or another) for every pierce of cake I’ve ever eaten.

    Please tell me someone’s day was as goddamed stoopid as mine.


























    Because Graham Parsons and tons of other reasons that will be provided per your goddam warrant.

    It’s been a bad, bad day.
     
  2. I Break Things

    I Break Things Senior Member

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    I should feel bad for you, but that was a beautiful rant. Bravo, mate.

    Now, what happened today?
     
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  3. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    I feel I should preface this with stating that I’m a very happy Born-Again.....

    That having been said.......

    Fuck me. Are people just trying to be stupid? Is there a goddam award for this shit?

    I work, as several here know, as the refrigeration technician (reefer) aboard container ships.
    Refrigerated cargo is BY FAR the most valuable cargo aboard.

    I can’t do this right now. Bob Dylan’s “Saved” just came across the iPod Shuffle.
    It’s so bad.

    I can’t wait to get out of wherever we are.
     
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  4. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    You’re part of the problem.
    Ask anyone.
     
  5. sk8rat

    sk8rat Senior Member

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    sounds like someone needs some one on one time...
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  6. LtDave32

    LtDave32 Sua Sponte Super Mod Premium Member

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    all I can say is, that I'm having a really good night.



    So screw you, you homo you.

    :laugh2:
     
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  7. I Break Things

    I Break Things Senior Member

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    Hmm... You probably don't want my help then. I'm stupid AND crazy.
     
  8. The General

    The General Senior Member

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    For many of us, stupid is a God given, natural talent not to be taken lightly or easily dismissed. It's a gift that keeps on giving. Personally, I was stupid on no less than 5 occasions ay work today. It will provide job security for 2 folks as they undo my stupid over a period of days.

    I felt pretty good about myself when I got home and toasted my efforts with a few Captain and diets. :beer:
     
  9. Who

    Who PM me if you need me. I'll get the e-mail Premium Member

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    I have reported this thread, for its religious content, cussing, and insulting other members.


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    Wow! Good job squeaking in a solid rant on a Friday!

    I hope your Saturday brings you more peace.
     
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  10. Fiat Lux

    Fiat Lux Senior Member

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    Yeah, you would...

    ...what, with all the money you are making...

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    Cheers
     
  11. NewDayHappy

    NewDayHappy Senior Member

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    Dave do you get to watch pornhub while you moderate the forums?
     
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  12. Brians Evil Twin

    Brians Evil Twin Poophoria Sōtō Zen V.I.P. Member

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    SGeoff Premium Member

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    never toss a midget aboard a ship. goes without saying, so i said it:cool2:
     
  14. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    Dayum. Just Dayum......
     
  15. LP121

    LP121 Senior Member

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    That time of the month.

    *wink,wink-nudge,nudge*
     
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    Bigfoot410 Premium Member

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    Smells like fish....tastes like .....sausage!
     
  17. ehb

    ehb Chief Discombobulator Premium Member

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    Has M&M gone full pirate mode and taken the boat?
     
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  18. SteveGangi

    SteveGangi V.I.P. Member

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    All that MLP wealth you're piling up, and still no cake for us.

    EEEVULLL!!!!!!
     
  19. rogue3

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    hang in there mate...the next port of call will be better.:cool2:
    ps: if the meat spoils,could be a bargoon for thrifty shoppers...fett,you out there?
     
  20. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    Lol at the cake *wanna be* eaters.


    Pie is where it's at, there is PLENTY to be had.
     
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