Chuck Norris

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  1. Frogfur

    Frogfur Senior Member

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    With one M-16 rifle, endless rounds of ammo and M203 rounds wipes out the entire NVA POW camp single handedly and all on about 30 minutes and he never misses either.
     
  2. SixAngryStrings

    SixAngryStrings Señor Member

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    Well.. he is Chuck Norris.
     
  3. Thundermtn

    Thundermtn Senior Member

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    I'm surprised it took him that long!
     
  4. Howard2k

    Howard2k Premium Member

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    Probably taking it easy.
     
  5. Oldskoolrob

    Oldskoolrob Senior Member

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    So....what's your point? It's just Chuck doin' his thang lol
    I wonder what would happen if the enemy had any AIM or TACTICS at all lol?
     
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  6. ErictheRed

    ErictheRed Senior Member

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    Why doesn't Chuck Norris wear condoms?





















































    Because there is no protection against Chuck Norris!
     
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  7. THDNUT

    THDNUT Senior Member

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    Or, how 'bout this scene in "Lone Wolf McQuade"? :rofl: The endless 30 rd. magazine.

     
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    larryguitar Senior Member

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    If Chuck Norris shoots you...you're just thankful. He could have kicked you.


    Larry
     
  9. Scooter2112

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    Spider-Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
     
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  10. SteveGangi

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    He counted to Infinity - twice.
     
  11. Sledge

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    The only reason he used a gun was because he was portraying someone else and they had to make it look believable.
     
  12. Droog

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    Well they did return fire but luckily it deflected off his facial hair.
     
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    mtgguitar Senior Member

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    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
     
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  14. mtgguitar

    mtgguitar Senior Member

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    He can divide by zero.
     
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  15. Rocco Crocco

    Rocco Crocco Senior Member

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    When Chuck Norris bangs a chick, her MOTHER wants a cigarette.

    Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 55 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
     
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  16. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    I’m not hearing a question.
    Is there one?
     
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  17. Jymbopalyse

    Jymbopalyse Senior Member

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    Ya ?

    Well.

    Arnold once beheaded a guy by throwing a table saw blade at 'em
     
  18. Jymbopalyse

    Jymbopalyse Senior Member

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    Anyone can "write" their name in the snow. Chuck can "write" his name in concrete.
     
  20. mandobandit

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    must be the total gym thing
     
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