Got a helluva hum on my '85 LPC. I'm pretty green on dealing with electrical stuff, so any help/links are appreciated. Search made me more confused. The guitar is factory stock except for the straplocks. I've never farted around with the electric. The hum is there in every pickup selector position. It's a bit louder when switched to the bridge pickup. It goes away when I touch anything metal on the guitar except the straplocks. It goes away when I touch a tuner, string, bridge, tailpiece, pickup cover, jack plate, the metal part of the pickup toggle, you get the idea. It also pretty much goes away when I turn the volume pot - either one and/or both - all the way up to 10, or when I turn them down to 0. The hum is also there regardless of where, what amp or which cable I use. My '80 Standard is dead quiet. Again, thanks for any help.