Be aware the_guitars_of_godzilla

Discussion in 'eBay Deals' started by HolyGrail, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. averagehacker

    averagehacker Banned

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    This is like watching the last desperate days of the Third Reich........and Doug's in his bunker (in a volcano underneath Guitar Island) .......with Eva Braun (Maria) .....and the Godzillas are running around out of control and trashing the place and the Feds are closing in and there's helicopters buzzing overhead and guys on megaphones are shouting "Come out Doug! It's all over..... etc etc:shock:
     
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    calibud Senior Member

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    :lol:
     
  3. VictorB

    VictorB Formerly LZF Super Mod

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    calibud Senior Member

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    That is crazy!
     
  6. VictorB

    VictorB Formerly LZF Super Mod

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    That's Dougie Boy the Beigelander, aka the Guitars Of Godzilla, Five Star Guitars...
     
  7. River

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    Yeah, I could tell. You certainly have a noze for nooze. :thumb:
     
  8. VictorB

    VictorB Formerly LZF Super Mod

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    Oh, I didn't find this story. His fan club at the LPF dug it up. He gives those guys quite a chuckle...
     
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    Curses!! He's made good his escape........fleeing from Guitar Island in a wicker basket suspended from a giant inflatable cock he rants hysterically at the world below him as he drifts upwards towards cyberspace to continue his dubious practices "Posers, losers, pimple-faced degenerates ass-sucking mucus brained incestuous pricks stiffing all and sundry with your.......(that's enough Dougisms. Ed.):rolleyes:
     
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    That would be match made in Tokyo.
     
  12. goodvibes

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    Yep! This guy is all over San Diego Craig's list too. I called him once and he is definitely psycho! Now that I see that I was wise to trust my instincts, I should post a warning about him on Craig's List too. He has an unhealthy fascination with reptiles IMO.
     
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    how profound!...:applause:
     
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    And what the h3ll woke you up from the depths? Go away.
     
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    "joos & goobacks"? Are there really people in the world the world that say these things? I am astonished! The level of ignorance & stupidity is incredible. The internet certainly allows the dipshits to come out of the woodwork. Wow.

    Do you have any idea Mr 5 star guitar how foolish you appear when you post this stuff for the world to see? Have you considered the fact that you have such a bad reputation because of YOUR attitude...or maybe it's all our fault?

    Oh, and by the way this isn't LPF you know - it's MLP My Les Paul Forum - just so you know who you're entertaining.
     
  16. Dino Velvet

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    He's been around quite awhile. I always found his ads amusing. Can't say I know anybody that would buy from him. Its funny but he seems to keep selling stuff.
     
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    Without a doubt, using motorcycle enthusiast club members is the best solution anyone has offered here. It's really the only thing that will make someone like this stop ripping people off.

    Having a come to Jesus moment with some brothers from the 1 percent congregation will cure all that ails scum like this.
     
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    Wow. I was just sitting here explaining the hilarious ads I used to see on ebay from this wacky ass seller I saved in my sellers list.

    How shocked was I when I did a search on his ebay name and found this post?

    Anyway, I'm still interested in a good laugh and am wondering if anyone knows where I can find an ad from this guy to show my girlfriend? The guy is crazy, but he's worth a good laugh...
     
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    For years...I have always enjoyed his ebay list of items for sale and the models:naughty:
     

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