awww sh*t! the "what's our future" talk

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  1. Thumpalumpacus

    Thumpalumpacus Senior Member

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    Damn it, where's the "Women be shoppin'" tag when you need it?
     
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  2. elephantrider

    elephantrider Senior Member

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    need pics for more advice.
     
  3. Chicago John

    Chicago John Senior Member

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    This sounds ominous...
     
  4. Tim Fezziwig

    Tim Fezziwig Senior Member

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    I know after a certain age "girlfriend" sounds silly-
    54 yr old guy with "ratty" pony-tail,

    "Hacckk pphlleegmm...yeah, me and my "girl" friend."
     
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  5. Malikon

    Malikon Henshin! V.I.P. Member

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    F**k ultimatums.

    the way your post ends is classic

    Aloha Freddy.

    The marriage system is broken in this country. There is no reason to get married, you risk everything for nothing.

    It's not even gambling, in gambling there's a chance you could win. In marriage there is no chance you'll ever win.


    and I feel like a woman that tries to give you an ultimatum and put the squeeze on you isn't good enough to even contemplate marrying. If a woman really loved you she wouldn't pressure you to risk all your money and freedom on "marriage."


    ...anyway,...good luck with all that.
     
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  6. NewDayHappy

    NewDayHappy Senior Member

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    Give her a 'friendship' bracelet.
     
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  7. electric head

    electric head Just passing thru Premium Member

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    Ahh go ahead and get married..Its really not that bad.

    Just set the date for like umm 2 or 3 years from now.

    Personally I like being married.
     
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  8. redcoats1976

    redcoats1976 Senior Member

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    dont really know what to tell you.ive been married to the same woman for 40 years,most of them were good.only do it if she will sign a pre nup though.otherwise...whats her share of the commitment?
     
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  9. MusicIsKey

    MusicIsKey Senior Member

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    The first Forest post and yours reminded me of this

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  10. Brians Evil Twin

    Brians Evil Twin Poophoria Sōtō Zen V.I.P. Member

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    There's plenty of fish in the sea, go for it!

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  11. Malikon

    Malikon Henshin! V.I.P. Member

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    You can tell he's single.... /\/\/\/\



    ...because he's having fun. :laugh2:
     
  12. THDNUT

    THDNUT Senior Member

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    Time to post this again...

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  13. dave b

    dave b Senior Member

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    Starting in '83, I lived with my g/f very happily for eight years. Shortly after us attending my brother's wedding, she asked me to marry her (something I had no intention to do, never gave it a thought). I was happy to say yes though, was happy to be married to her, and four years later, I was the one with the barrel in my mouth, trying to figure out what the fuck had just happened to me and my life. My current missus and I have co-habitated for 21 years and have never even broached the topic. Mal is right. It ain't worth it. Follow your heart. Cheers.
     
  14. Dilemma

    Dilemma Loud Pipes Ruin Naps

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    She’s gonna leave you for a guy with a bigger hog. I’m sure it’s nothing personal, it’s just the hog is all
     
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  15. Roberteaux

    Roberteaux V.I.P. Member

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    Tell her you'll buy her a slave anklet with a little tag on it that has your name engraved on it.

    Or go the whole hog like a biker would, and have her get "Property of Freddy" tattooed on her ass. :hmm:

    I once did a chick who had "Property of Hells Angels M/C" tattooed on her butt. I asked her about it, and she said it was a thing she did a long time ago.

    "Wow" I said, without further commentary.

    She said, "Well, it beats the dog collar the ol' man also had me wearing, anyway!" :laugh2:

    Honestly Freddy-- no advice here. This things can end with you thinking you died and went to heaven...

    ...or they can end like your last marriage ended! :eek:

    Best luck.

    --R :thumb:
     
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  17. Malikon

    Malikon Henshin! V.I.P. Member

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    is it wrong to hate a fictional character?

    I really hated Jenny.


    ...a lot.


    :laugh2:
     
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  18. WaywerdSon

    WaywerdSon Senior Member

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    You still have her number? Send it to Freddy .Sounds like the kind of girl to help you get over a breakup. Scooter chicks is always fun to play with
     
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    she is probably the most hated female character of a movie or tv show, closely followed by...
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  20. zeronalo

    zeronalo Senior Member

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    You guys are classic and funny.

    I’m recently divorced after 19 years of marriage. I’ve got Money in the bank, a hotrod project, 4 crazy dogs and a nice collection of bourbon that is rotating nicely.

    Best part. I answer only to my customers and to some small extent to my girl. I’m not trading my freedom for her happiness. If she can be happy with me the way I am, I’d be very happy. If not she should move on. I’ll survive but just in case please send me the number of the chick with the ass tat fir back up. It’s easy to find women if you want one part time.
     

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