All i wanted was a little cake.....

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  1. allwheelz

    allwheelz Senior Member

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    Here I sit on my couch, head reelin' from last nights activities, just scrolling down through my favorite site. All of a sudden I notice that Dave is offering CAKE....all I had to do is click on the thingy..well guess what...i'm not gonna say what was there.....like a bad car wreck I couldn't look away.

    Now my head hurts even more, I want freakin cake, and the wife and kids are looking at me all funny and stuff....thanks Dave:420:

    Just so you know, i'm giving it three hours.....if that is still stuck in my head, i'm posting a guitar player wanted ad in your local craigslist, and i'm gonna tell them to practice smoke on the water in your driveway till the drummer shows up.
     
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    artis_xe Christopher

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  3. HeartString

    HeartString Slag Eater Premium Member

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    Cake is good. I like cake!!

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    KP11520 Senior Member

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    Good luck...... Dave doesn't even give out stale crumbs from the cakes he throws away! With rancid frosting.
     
  5. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    I had apple cobbler AND apple pie last weekend in Denver. Ice cream with both of course. Almost had some cake but why? Like ehb says, pie is better!
     
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  6. Mr. Pickles

    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles loves you. Mwah! ♥ Premium Member

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    I've been to quite possibly a million hundred concerts since 1978, and have seen somewhere on the order of five million thousand hundred dozen bar bands. (I'm totally exaggerating to make a point here of course.) And yet, to date, I have never been to a concert that sucked quite anywhere near as much as when my boss dragged me off for an evening to see Cake at a 2,800-seat theater. I'd rather have sat in a lounge chair at a pee-ridden public swimming pool surrounded by fat women and men in bikinis with hairy backs, with a beer and white paste on my nose. That's how bad that Cake concert was. A better name for Cake would have been Waste.
     
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    mudface Senior Member

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    What Dave does when asked for cake;
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  8. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    See, pie and waste are never mentioned in the same post. Cake and waste? Look up!
     
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    allwheelz Senior Member

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    five million thousand hundred dozen.....LMFAO!
     
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    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles loves you. Mwah! ♥ Premium Member

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    I have had it. There will be no more cake.
    Ever.
     
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    chasenblues Senior Member

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    Bacon,Chicken,Cheese pizza cake.


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    Brians Evil Twin Poophoria Sōtō Zen V.I.P. Member

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    OK, here's a little cake.

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  13. Mr. Pickles

    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles loves you. Mwah! ♥ Premium Member

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    Pie is the new cake. :)
     
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    DavGrape Silver Supporter

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    Want Pizza Cake.
    Oh, my.
     
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    JTM45 Premium Member

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    Oh my, someone broke out a cake thread and I'm in the mood for more pie.

    Hmmm decisions decisions
     
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    bulletproof aka tarddoggy Premium Member V.I.P. Member

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    This is coming.....I can feel it. First,cake.....then pie.....and then.....




    :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: No cornbread either!!!!
     
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  18. DavGrape

    DavGrape Silver Supporter

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    Cornbread slathered in Land 'o Lakes® butter.
    Oh, my.
     
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    Mr. Pickles Mr. Pickles loves you. Mwah! ♥ Premium Member

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    O.M.G. where do I place my order. I have to have it. :)
     
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  20. NorlinBlackBeauty

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    THAT looks wonderful! …
     
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