A Navy pilot drew a giant wiener in the sky

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  1. Bobby Mahogany

    Bobby Mahogany Senior Member

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    And you claim this because... ?



    :rolleyes:
     
  2. cjpeck

    cjpeck Senior Member

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    'cause genitalia is pixilated in Japanese videos of a certain genre
     
  3. Bobby Mahogany

    Bobby Mahogany Senior Member

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    And you know that because..?
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    I was trolling for Meatwad but...

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    cjpeck Senior Member

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    extensive research funded by the savings delivered by the USAF not making sky dongs.
     
  5. parts

    parts Senior Member

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    ..art..
    No worse than a Greek Statue,,except normal sized..
     
  6. Benjammin

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    someone should bring in Tom Cruise for questioning

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  7. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    If he doesn’t change his callsign to Skydong, I’m gonna be pretty disappointed.
     
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  8. Roberteaux

    Roberteaux GOOMPH! V.I.P. Member

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    Looks like this is just another one of those strange things that people like to do... :D

    Digging around behind the story a bit, I found that in 2012, a Swedish pilot did the same general thing, but can only find indirect references to the incident-- no direct link to a story, and no photos.

    Then in 2015, a pilot in Florida made a statement to ATC by providing them with this image:

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    The visual above wasn't actually seen in the sky, however, and instead only appeared on an ATC radar console. However, there was an accompanying buzz from users of the app known as FlightRadar24, who also noticed the image. Airlive.net confirmed that this wasn't a hoax.

    As NGG mentioned, last August an RAF pilot did more or less the same thing over Lincolnshire, England. However, that pilot went on to obscure the original likeness by circling around and turning the big dick in the sky into something that looked more like a child's drawing of a flower.

    Plausible deniability is a wonderful thing. :thumb:

    It happened over Scotland as well, back in 2014. However, that time the pilot was able to point out that he simply responded to commands from ATC while in a holding pattern, and had no idea what, exactly, his contrail might have looked like to those on the ground. :D

    This is also not the first time that US Navy pilots got into a bit of a situation as a result of this sort of thing. In 2014 the US Navy's flight exhibition team, the Blue Angels, was cited for having painted a gigantic penis on the roof of one of the trailers at its winter training home in El Centro, California. This led to an investigation, with the Navy ultimately issuing a written reprimand to the Blue Angel's C.O., Captain Gregory McWherter, for "failing to stop sexual harassment, and condoning pornography and homophobia".

    I also found that somebody operating the Mars Rover might have had a puckish sense of humor:


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    If any Martians were offended by this, they have yet to mention it to us.

    --R :D
     
  9. Marshall & Moonshine

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    I fuckin love you, Rob.


    (Dave, stfu.)
     
  10. SteveC

    SteveC Get off my f*cking lawn. V.I.P. Member

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    What's next? Outrage over peeing marriage proposals in the snow?

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  11. Marshall & Moonshine

    Marshall & Moonshine Senior Member

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    If that’s offensive, I don’t want to live.
     
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    Sky Rape
     
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    That's only going to work if he rebuked your advances.
     
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    It's an infinity symbol with a long handle. What's wrong with people who can't see that?
     
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    most people grow out of drawing giant penis's in their schooldays
     
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    danohat Senior Member

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    Not true.
     
  17. judson

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    get your mind out of the gutter....

    sheeeez......its a pair of swim goggles
     
  18. freak

    freak Silver Supporter

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    at least it's well hung.
     
  19. TheX

    TheX Voice of Reason

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    Hard to argue with logic like that.
     
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