“Vodka Tampons”

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  1. EEF13

    EEF13 Senior Member

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    ha ha!!!
     
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    Rich Non sequitur Premium Member

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    I didn't think there was anything else to learn after all of yesterday's "Ask me" threads. I stand corrected!
     
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  5. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    Stupid college kids.

    It's called a "bloody mary" and you are NOT making it correctly!

    Where the f* do they put the celery? :shock:
     
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    It disinfects to prevent STDs pre-coitus.
     
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    Check the back door. :wave:
     
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    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    "uh, bartender... I ordered a bloody mary, not a mudslide."
     
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    lol...:laugh2:
     
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    I have used my wifes to hang under my tree stand and put doe urine on them, they instantly swell to like 5 times the size... how are these GUYS getting them out of themselves after they are soaked down,... er wait, do the soak them down, then insert? WTF?

    Wouldnt it just be easier to get a funnel and turn upside down and pour??
     
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    It's not like that is the only weird thing they ever shoved up their flappy snappy.
     
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    Bloody mary?? I though it was a Pina CLOT-a
     
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    I actually got an 'intel advisory' about this a few weeks ago at work. I should have been surprised but I'm not.
     
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    Like vodka jugs, and bowling balls
     
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    H.E.L.Shane Senior Member

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    I love the first comment under the story...

    "I dont stick pancakes in my ass when i want to eat breakfast"

    :shock:

    :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
     
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    heard about somebody dying from something similar(think it was a darwin award). The guy was an acoholic but for some reason couldnt drink orally so he had a friend(mustve been a close friend) help him put the alcohol up his bum with a funnel. I guess since his body couldnt filter the the alcohol he ODed
     
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    Don't know what's crazier. The tampon thing or butt chugging.
     
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    Feeeellll the burnnnnnnn to know they are working lol
     
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    Next there will be Jack Daniel's Suppositories for men hahaha
     

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