‘Stealth’ Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Scottish Mud

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  1. gibiphone

    gibiphone Senior Member

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    I wonder why they were so close to the bank?
     
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    That skipper is going to be out of a job.
     
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    Rich Non sequitur Premium Member

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    Perhaps The Professor can construct a radio out of peat so they can call for help.
     
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    Yep......a court marshall will follow! Guaranteed!
     
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    It's so stealthy, it goes on land!
     
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    :hmm: sumanabiatch :thumb: I never thought of that:applause:
    sneaky devils :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
     
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    Mud, the great leveller.
     
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    In the early 80s an Aircraft carrier came into San Francisco Bay and got stuck on a sand bar. The next morning, on the newspaper's front page was a picture of the carrier with close to 3000 crewmen standing on one side of the flight deck in the hope that this weight redistribution might free it. :laugh2: That resulted in some personnel changes. I had cut that picture out of the paper to save it because it really was something to see.
     
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    Why would they want to spy on Scotland?

    (No offense to any Scots here. Just wondering.)

    - D
     
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    Thats what happens when the ecologists make submarines
    turn off thier sonar when they are near land
     
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    :laugh2:

    Maybe it was something as stupid as the person piloting the craft throwing both hands high in to the air and yelling, ”Look mates, no hands.”
     
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    The guy was probably Texting hahaha:applause:
     
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    Yeah. Texting and driving has just been made illegal in several cities in the Texas Republic--now I understand why:D
     
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    Was the captain Goatbreaths twin brother?
     
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    They were making sure that the goats still had their FREEDOM!

    Mission Accomplished. (F#&$ yeah!):D
     
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    I know the Navigator that's responsible. He's in deep shit at the moment.
     
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    lol, now he's a mudskipper.

    Hey Muddy!
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