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Sorry for your loss, Shelby. That's a tough road on a family. Lost my mother on Labor Day in an identical situation. She was 74.
if I lived to be 90 I'd be tempted to buy a bunch of crap on credit, too.
though with my luck I'd then live to be 110
After sex. Fake it if you have to, or she’ll just keep calling.
I cried when mine left also .... tears of joy !!!
Onions do it, darn things make me so emotional
I cry every Monday morning about 9:00am. It goes until about 5:00pm on Friday.
I never caught my junk in my zipper, but I think THAT would do it.
Crying is okay.
But crying while wearing your wife's underwear.. Not so much okay.
Beer Snobs. I was at a pizza parlor with a bunch of my son's friends the night before his wedding. Pitchers of beer. I wanted to fill my...
One of my oldest buddies is probably the smartest guy I know and has been very successful. He has a Ferrari California it draws...
I always loved how Mrs Bucket (pronounced "bouquet") in "Keeping Up Appearances" took the piss out of snobbery.
The worst kind of snobbery, IMHO, are the people who just can't stop talking about money & possessions. You know the type. You haven't...
Snobs are Assholes, plain ole Assholes that think they have something special or are special, they are a foul species of shit!
I once made a remark about liking Glenfidditch and a snob popped up talking about Highland Park. I simply answered that I...
The worst (actually, the funniest) kind of snobbery is the ignorant kind- folks who make a big deal of having a Rolex/Ferrari/vintage...