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Clicked for NGD. Now I’m gonna have to get a Katana.
Welcome. Beautiful Standard.
I’ll be moving again within 5 years. Got too much house for when we’re no longer caring for my mom. I want small, brick, and simple.
My buddy barfed on the table of a strip club on his 21st birthday. I threw up on my brother on the way home.
I rode my bike in a gorilla suit to the bar. Got so drunk I had to walk it home.
I’ve only done that a couple hundred times. Yeah, I had a problem.
Holding out for jet powered sneakers.
Bad Gas String Butcher. Had it already.
I’ve never noticed on my Deville. It’s dust colored with booze stain accents.
I had a sweet Samsung pile of poop that burst into flames from the control board while we were enjoying dinner.
My Les Paul Std was under 1400 in 1995. If I sold it today I could easily break even. It’s like I’ve been renting all my guitars for free.