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Gene Simmons? I am shocked, this just could not be.
It's called multitasking.
I knew it!
“His muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag”
“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball”
“That boy’s as timid as a canary at a cat show”...
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
Dumber than a box of hammers.
So cheap he squeaks when walks.
I've been to some good chiros, but I prefer deep-tissue massage.
And no, not THAT kind, the real neuromuscular massage type.
In fact I go every...
Old age is the revenge of the ugly.
If you're early, you're on time.
If you're on time, you're late.
If you're late, don't bother.
How about 1:24?
Edie Sedgwick. Beautiful, but crazy as a loon.
Man, the camera loved her...
Beard maintenance is more trouble than shaving clean.
But I don't care.
Makes a great stocking-stuffer...