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I'm afraid my head will look like Darth Vader's. I've been hit in the head a shit ton.
If the kick doesn't fly, I'm sure she'll change it to "Squeezed my boob with his foot"
Whoever owns this dog is a complete and total douchepail.
When I was little I used to lay in my twin sized bed at night wondering where my brother was.
Still cracks me up. He was awesome! :)
I think they have a great shtick, they’re a Canadian all girl surf group, who wouldn’t like that? They’re good too, plus they have cute...
FAKE! Harmz was a kickboxing champ and she ain't cheap. You're welcome Harmony :)
That's... a good one!
I promised M&M first. :)
If I were gay and my head was all wonky and my knobs askew, you'd never go back to women again.
FAKE. Headstock is all wonky and the knobs are crooked.
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