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You think your roommate retaliated by stealing the ball hairs off your pizza?
Does bling know about this?
Or just take the banana peels and leave the stripped bananas.
Steal the rest of his bananas and go make daiquiris with your bartender.
You need some of this stuff:
You guys don't look like you're in your 60's.
"Dear roomie, Thank you for the pickle juice. Drinking it was such a horrible event it totally made me forget about my experience with this...
Sabbath and Zeppelin on vinyl? Definitely a penis somewhere at some point. Check the medicine cabinet for hormonal treatments.
Pickle juice is...
How would you tell the difference?
IMHO, any action that results in pickles being thrown in the trash is a win. I don't understand why your...
The movie "The Crush" pretty much scared me into flushing mine for my entire unmarried adult life.
Would you like to play a game?
One problem at a time.
Note to self: Grab a paddle when you steal the jet ski. Probably gonna run out of gas before you hit Cali.
It's because you can set the dominant (picking) hand on task and pretty much ignore it, while paying attention to the other (fretting) hand. Even...
I think I'd be trying to see how far out to sea I can get in 20min on a stolen jet ski.