It burns when I pea

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  1. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    Get it?

    I ate too many of these delicious little evil bastards! Wasabi peas are great, but the really good ones are DAMN HOT!

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  2. BillB1960

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    Hey!

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  3. dazzypig

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    Wasabi is horrific!
     
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    bertzie Senior Member

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    How long has it bean an issue?
     
  5. RedSkwirrell

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    Syphillis salad?
     
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    Stop setting fire to your c*ck then......
     
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  7. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    I'll put it this way. I have killed the tissue on the inside of my mouth from too much wasabi.

    ...and when you think it's done burning your mouth - that's only because it's turned its focus elsewhere. :shock:
     
  8. mr_mer

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    I love them wasabi green peas. Never had the issue you describe.

    In order to cure that burning sensation in your no-no place, please refrain yourself from sticking your man-part in a running car's exhaust pipe.
     
  9. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    I think there's different grades of wasabi. The branded packaged ones I see at big grocery stores aren't like this. I could down a bag of them in one sitting.

    The ones I really like though come from this M&P organic market near me. They are unbranded and sold be weight in a plain plastic bag. ...like drugs. Them fukers are serious business!
     
  10. Gin&Pentatonic

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    I had a problem with the Mexican spicy cacahuates there for a while. They were tame compared to those damn peas. May god have mercy on your urinary tract.
     
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    That's a relief to hear. I thought you may have come down with a good dose of the bull head clap. It ain't a pretty site and that rubber hammer hurts like hell.
     
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    I don't think you are supposed to put your man parts in the peas?
     
  13. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    Then why are they so sexy then, huh? Ya. That's what I though. :cool:
     
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    I love those wasabi peas.
     
  15. cooljuk

    cooljuk Transducer Producer Premium Member MLP Vendor

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    Somehow, I've managed to steer clear of all those nasty bugs. ...and I've made some foolish choices. I've got lucky nuts! Always getting me into and out of trouble.
     
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    Someone say 'nuts'?
     
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  17. babatube

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    they are addicting but gives you a pretty nasty mud butt
     
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  18. Howard2k

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    Reminds me of the time I ordered that extra hot Vindaloo. Good god, the next day I had to spend some quality time in the shitter with cold wet toilet paper.
     
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    I passed a stone the size of a watermelon seed. I could write a book on burning! :)
     
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  20. Eric Smith

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    Love wasabi peas.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A]Frank Zappa- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - YouTube[/ame]
     
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