Happiness Is.......?

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  1. Digger

    Digger V.I.P. Member

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    A self closing toilet seat!
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    (yeah I know the toilet water goes the wrong way down here....sigh)
     
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    lancpudn Senior Member

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    You'll be telling us you've got running water & sliced bread down there next. :laugh2:
     
  3. Digger

    Digger V.I.P. Member

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    Yep we've been good and the wardens gave us an upgrade!

    Sort of like MLP really....Grin~
     
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    lancpudn Senior Member

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    LOL :thumb:
     
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    artis_xe Christopher Premium Member

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    yes __ but does it have an app ?
    a product like this would be entirely useless without one :hmm:
     
  6. jeff_farkas

    jeff_farkas Senior Member

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    A warm puppy?

    A warm kitty??

    A warm bunny??
     
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    Lampens Senior Member

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    I have one. It's great. Not the sudden clang of a seat falling down in a reverberating bathroom in the middle of the night when you try to take a quietly piss without putting on the lights as to truly awake you when you want to get some hours of sleep again after taking said piss.
     
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  8. Digger

    Digger V.I.P. Member

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    No but on occasions it does have a warm p-u-s-s-y!

    Better quality thicker plastic seat has one problem over it's predecessor though.....it's bloody cold!
     
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    no WiFi? BluTooth speakers?

    Jeez Japan have ones that turn into robots and wash your car!
     
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  10. Digger

    Digger V.I.P. Member

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    Nah I already have wi fi that extends 200 metres into the paddock! (when I want it to) and no inbuilt speakers are gonna match my JBL Xtreme that I take to the ensuite with me!

    (then you might have something with the vibrations)
     
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    DarrellV Senior Member

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    They have to get electricity first...
     
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    A warm Klon
     
  13. Digger

    Digger V.I.P. Member

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    I went to the electrification of some small towns way back when, in actual fact, so I know we've got it smarty pants.

    You get more hertz with your power than we get but we gets more volts....grin~

    Yes, I know thats shocking!
     

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