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Old 02-19-2010, 03:18 AM   #1
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From the makers of Baconnaise comes...

Mmmvelopes.



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Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, thatís what.

Really, people? If we canít overcome this kind of minor technical challenge, itís only a matter of time until some super-advanced race of aliens with lasers, spaceships and a delicious federal mail system comes down and colonizes the world. And nobody wants that (except for the aliens, of course).

So, after thousands of years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, weíre happy to report that J&Dís Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopesô are here to save the day. No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead.

Thatís right, bacon. Itís not real bacon, mind you, so you wonít have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon. Which is what you really wanted in the first place, isnít it? And it only took us 4,000 years to get there. Eat that, alien invaders.
J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Products

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Old 02-19-2010, 11:33 PM   #2
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Re: From the makers of Baconnaise comes...

I can't believe no one has anything to say bout Mmmvelopes.
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:35 PM   #3
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Re: From the makers of Baconnaise comes...

That is freakin amazing! Now we'll have to keep the fat people away from the envelopes...
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:38 PM   #4
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:45 AM   #5
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Re: From the makers of Baconnaise comes...

J&D's Original Bacon Salt
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:49 AM   #6
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How about bacon-flavored lead paint? That'd be a winner of a product!

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Old 02-20-2010, 12:50 AM   #7
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I saw that, I'd like to try the bacon pop corn.
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:27 AM   #8
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How about bacon flavored lube!
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Baconaise is HORRIBLE. Tastes like poo.
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Nice! How much? I was wondering if it's cheaper to send emails and eat bacon at the same time.
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:10 AM   #11
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Old 02-20-2010, 09:17 AM   #12
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Re: From the makers of Baconnaise comes...

Bakon Vodka :: Home


Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes


Lollyphile! — Maple-Bacon Lollipops!


I have the vodka - bought two bottles of it last summer. Not as awesome as one would assume.

Bacon Explosion I have yet to try but there can be nothing bad about that.

Dude I work with ordered the lollipops for his next tailgate.
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Baconaise is HORRIBLE. Tastes like poo.
This statement is illogical. It's mayo; it's bacon. It has to be good.
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Old 02-20-2010, 10:47 AM   #14
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Baconaise is HORRIBLE. Tastes like poo.
And you know this to be fact? How?
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How about bacon flavored lube!
THAT is just so wrong!
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Old 02-20-2010, 11:27 AM   #16
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Re: From the makers of Baconnaise comes...

Agreed, baconaisse sucks.

This however, is the greatest thing I've ever seen anywhere.
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