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Old 01-03-2014, 10:14 AM   #1
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Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

Those wacky North Koreans, death by lethal injection? Na...too relaxing..... Death by hanging? Na.....too easy......Death by Electric Chair? What is this a day spa? Death by Dogs, now your talking!

Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs: report - World News

Isn't Dennis Rodman a dog lover?


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Old 01-03-2014, 10:19 AM   #2
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Those wacky North Koreans, death by lethal injection? Na...too relaxing..... Death by hanging? Na.....too easy......Death by Electric Chair? What is this a day spa? Death by Dogs, now your talking!

Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs: report - World News

Isn't Dennis Rodman a dog lover?


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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

If you click on that article a lot of the guys in the photos look exactly the same.

Apparently N. Korea has patented human cloning!
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:19 AM   #4
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

Wow.

At least if we're going to kill our citizens for revenge, we do it "humanely."
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

well, they aren't hungry dogs any more, right?
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

Could've been worse. He could've been eaten by not-so-hungry dogs; that would've taken a lot longer.

Maybe Kim Jong Un saw the movie Snatch...

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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

Were the dogs hungry again an hour later?
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:37 AM   #8
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Were the dogs hungry again an hour later?
20 minutes.

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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

One person is not enough to feed 120 dogs.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:42 AM   #10
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One person is not enough to feed 120 dogs.
It was a buffet.

"Hong Kong-based pro-Beijing newspaper Wen Wei Po reported that Jang and his five closest aides were set upon by 120 hunting hounds which had been starved for five days."
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:43 AM   #11
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One person is not enough to feed 120 dogs.
well since this story is obviously bull**** i'm not that worried about it.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:58 AM   #12
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

I'll bite...

My dog, this is a horrendous tail, so ruff; this story seems to have taken the lead on Facebook too, (I pawsed and read it earlier). Those North Koreans, or specifically this King, sound absolutely barking mad.

You'd never collar me into going there - even if I was offered a gig that was of a particular pedigree, no way!

I prefer it here in old Bighty, even though it always rains cats and dogs

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One person is not enough to feed 120 dogs.
I think that's the point.
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

Ya, & Kim Sung Full-O-Crap remarkably enough, 1st time playing golf ever, managed to shoot a hole-in-one EVERY time he swung the club.

If you believe anything that country's media says, pm me, I got some land for sale
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

im surprised Kim Jong Un didnt eat him.








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Old 01-03-2014, 11:05 AM   #16
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I bet every time he bowls he shoots 300....
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That leader is one sick puppy.
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1st time playing golf ever, managed to shoot a hole-in-one EVERY time he swung the club.

Go to North Korea and say he didn't, I dare ya!
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

Sounds like a Chinese paper with a political agenda.

But from what I know of the North Korean government I cannot be sure it is not true. They scare me a lot more than Iran does.
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

in other completely factual news:
KIM JONG-UN MARRIES MINNIE MOUSE | Weekly World News

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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

And a few days later, they probably killed the dogs and served them at the next politburo meeting.
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well since this story is obviously bull**** i'm not that worried about it.

Would you really be worried either way?
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Go to North Korea and say he didn't, I dare ya!
There was an article on NPR about North Koreanan families who were reunited with their families in the South.

It was scary...that place is such a brainwashing hellhole. Think of the Simpsons episode with the Leader or the one where Jesus was the answer to every question and you get an idea of what North Korean education was like...except it was Dear Leader did everything.

20 year olds from the North could barely keep up with fifth graders from the South. They ransacked the education program and had the teachers only teach to the DPK agenda.

There's a lesson here.
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Sounds like a Chinese paper with a political agenda.

But from what I know of the North Korean government I cannot be sure it is not true. They scare me a lot more than Iran does.
Neither country is to be feared at all.

Both are in close proximity to their most hated enemy and neither has done anything.

Neither has the military to do anything. Hell, Japan's Defense Force is enough to hold off North Korea!
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Re: Kim Jong Un's executed uncle was eaten alive by 120 hungry dogs

That story can't be true,
Nobody's that messed up.
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It beats being staked out on top of an ant hill.

You may be right, but for pure bloodlust fun in the grand tradition of ancient Rome, one would have to go with the dogs for sheer entertainment purposes.
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Old 01-03-2014, 11:29 AM   #29
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True or not, that would be a pretty manly way to go, unlike getting hit by a bus or something lame like that. For anyone who wants to be sure that you die like a real man, here is a guide:

How to kill yourself like a man.
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That story can't be true,
Nobody's that messed up.

Really? See Germany and Japan circa WWII and the millions they murdered in the name of racial purity. Hey look at me, I'm Debbie Downer!

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