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Old 05-14-2012, 07:36 PM   #1
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Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

According to this...

No "Traction", apparently.

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I agree. My landlord seems to take great pride in his mattress. I pity the fool.
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I've never liked those, anyway, in part for this reason.
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I've never liked those, anyway, in part for this reason.
I've only slept on one once that I can remember, and I thought it was overrated - Real "firm" but not as comfortable as I thought they'd be.
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Old 05-14-2012, 07:43 PM   #5
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I suppose it would make it memorable... ba dum chhhhh!!!
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Old 05-14-2012, 07:44 PM   #6
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I suppose it would make it memorable... ba dum chhhhh!!!
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Should've bought forgetful foam or somein' tss tss
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Old 05-14-2012, 07:50 PM   #8
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They are too damn hot to sleep on.=Rats ass.
Sex? picnic tables are better than a memory foam mattress.YMMV
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I wouldn't know
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Sex? picnic tables are better than a memory foam mattress.YMMV
This is true.
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Old 05-14-2012, 07:53 PM   #11
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Diving boards.

And a nice cool down.
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I bend my wife over the ottoman, right in front of the TV. I can watch porn, or football, whatever. And I can keep a drink and a snack on the end table just in case.
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Well that settles it.















I'm getting one.
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I've only slept on one once that I can remember, and I thought it was overrated - Real "firm" but not as comfortable as I thought they'd be.
Skin, trust me your better off with a woman than a mattress for sex.
Ask Bertzie, he's almost worn his mattress out.
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Re: Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

One of the funniest things I've seen (and it shouldn't have been) was watching my very pregnant wife trying to get out of our waterbed. We got rid of it in pretty short order.
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Re: Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

I will give you the answer. NO HEADBOARD! I will NEVER have one. I use the wall to PUSH OFF HARD LIKE A HAPPY YOUNG CHIMP JUMPING INTO THE HEAVENS> That is how I do "IT"! Memory Foam? I would bite that crap. Tears would run down my face. The pain of life would dissapear. Just chewing on foam. Easing my tension.
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Old 05-14-2012, 08:30 PM   #17
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Also the memory foam forces you into the same position every time.
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I knew it!

My wife and I were one the fence about getting one and after a quick demo I came to the same conclusion.
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Old 05-14-2012, 08:36 PM   #19
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I knew it!

My wife and I were one the fence about getting one and after a quick demo I came to the same conclusion.
Demo? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
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Re: Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

Am I reading that wrong or what?

Laid in on her right there on the showroom model? I'd like to have been shopping at the same time. I'd have sh*t myself right then and there if I had seen you giving her a test drive in front of everyone.

This has been a very stimulating day if nothing else.
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I will give you the answer. NO HEADBOARD! I will NEVER have one. I use the wall to PUSH OFF HARD LIKE A HAPPY YOUNG CHIMP JUMPING INTO THE HEAVENS> That is how I do "IT"! Memory Foam? I would bite that crap. Tears would run down my face. The pain of life would dissapear. Just chewing on foam. Easing my tension.
You bite the mattress?
Are we talking wife with a strap-on territory or do we not want to go there?
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You bite the mattress?
Are we talking wife with a strap-on territory or do we not want to go there?
I would bite a foam mattress. I like biting foam? I'm nuts.No strap-ons. Just biting alone. Thinking things. Learning things.
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Re: Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

I like 'em... the only problem i have is that when your on top, your friggin forearms sink down in the damn thing and the next day it feels like you were doing forearm exercises with Ahnie rather than getting your grove on!
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warmth makes you sink further into the foam
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Re: Memory Foam Mattresses Are Lousy for Sex

Well I'm going against the grain here and saying that my wife and I have had a Tempur-Pedic Cloud Supreme mattress for almost 2 years now and it hasn't harmed our conjugal relations at all. It did take a little getting used to but we endeavored to persevere and have tamed the beast. I won't say it's the best for late night gymnastics but it's posed no barrier either. Plus when we do sleep it consistently delivers the best night's rest we've ever had.
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Skin, trust me your better off with a woman than a mattress for sex.
Ask Bertzie, he's almost worn his mattress out.
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They are too damn hot to sleep on.=Rats ass.
Sex? picnic tables are better than a memory foam mattress.YMMV
yeah i must sleep in a meat locker...memory foam gives you swamp ass. no bueno.

it WOULD be nice to have a bed that doesnt squeak or slam...my neighbors HATE me 3x a day
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Must have been one heck of a picnic,LOLOL
I can say my picnic table doesn't squeak.If friends come over I don't tell what happened on the table.
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Beds must be the most boring of places to have sex in and if thats the only place its happening then people need to use the imagination a bit more or yes, excuses like lousy mattresses will be just the beginning of many more excuses to come. . .get out there and experiment people
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Sealy ad on the top, memory foam ad on the bottom
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